Jul 02 2009
Posted by Grandson under Humor, pictures
Worried about squirrels getting into your bird feeder?
So, you’re worried about squirrels getting into your bird feeder?
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What the hell is that line made of?
Jul 01 2009
Posted by Grandson under Humor
Tick Warning
TICK WARNING!
Here is your annual spring warning so pay attention.
TICK WARNING!
myself a couple times unintentionally but this one is real, and it’s
important. Please send this warning to everyone on your e- mail list. If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks
due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance
around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!!
They only want to see you naked. I wish I’d gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.
I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it
myself a couple times unintentionally but this one is real, and it’s
important. Please send this warning to everyone on your e- mail list. If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks
due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance
around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!!
They only want to see you naked. I wish I’d gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.
Jun 29 2009
Posted by Grandson under Humor
Baptizing a drunk
Baptizing a Drunk
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.
He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies, "No, I haven’t found Jesus."
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer.
He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus my brother?"
The drunk again answers, "No, I haven’t found Jesus."
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again — - but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God have you found Jesus?"
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,
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"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk!
Jun 28 2009
Posted by Grandson under Humor
Da end is near
Subject: ‘Da End is Near
Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road.
They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that read:
’Da End is Near Turn Yo Sef ‘Roun Now Afore It Be Too Late!’
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, ‘You religious nuts!’
From the curve they heard screeching tires, and a big splash…
Boudreaux turns to Thibodaux and asks, "Do ya tink mebbe da sign should jussay…..’Da Bridge is Out’ ?"
