Archive for January, 2008

Jan 27 2008

Posted by under Humor

Clean jokes for slightly twisted minds

HOPE AT LEAST ONE OF THESE PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE!!

If you stare at this picture long enough

you should be able to see a giraffe.

This is weird. Give it a try.

Have a happy Mental Health Day

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Jan 26 2008

Posted by under Religion

THE LORD’S PRAYER

The Lord’s Prayer  Be sure to go all the way to see the new postage stamp!!!
 
 WOW !!!!!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I.   If God brings me to it, he will bring me through it.
The Lord’s Prayer  
 
During the next 60 seconds, Stop whatever you are doing, and take this opportunity.
 
(Literally it is only One minute!) All you have to do is the following: You simply say
 
"The Lords Prayer" for the person that sent you this message:

 The Lords Prayer  
 Our Father, who are in Heaven, Hallowed be Thy Name,
 
Thy Kingdom Come, Thy Will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven.
 
Give us this day, our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who
 
trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil.
 
For Thine is the Kingdom, and the Power, and the Glory, forever.
 
Amen.  

Next, you send this message to everyone you know. In a while, more
 
people will have prayed for you and you would have obtained a lot of
 
people praying for others.
 

Next, stop and think and appreciate God’s power in your life,

 
for doing what you know is pleasing to Him.  


If you are not ashamed to do this, follow the instructions!
 

Jesus said, "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before My Father"
 

This is a simple test.
 
If you love God and you are not ashamed of
 
all the great things that He has done for you,
 
send this to everyone you know,
 
and the person that send it to you!!!  




 

God loves you and watches over you every day.

  If God brings me to it, he will bring me through it
 
—- Here is the new postage stamp that will be issued in September.  Isn’t it awesome?

READ AND RETURN (sorry – will not break this)  
May today there be peace within you. May you trust God that you are exactly where you are meant to be.
 
"I believe that friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly."  


Just send this to people and see what happens. Do not break this, please.

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Jan 25 2008

Posted by under Games,Tests

Color Test

Bet you can’t get 100% on the first try!
 
This is pretty neat!  See how you do with the colors!  Have fun!

It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%.  Follow the directions!

It’s harder than it seems, as it should be!

A brain waker-upper for today!

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Jan 25 2008

Posted by under Humor

Dog For Sale OR free to good home

Dog For Sale, OR free to good home. Answers to the name of Dolly. Excellent guard dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, rapists, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew him as ‘Holy Shit!’

Your help will be appreciated.

 

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