Archive for February, 2008

Feb 21 2008

Posted by under Humor

no iron

Subject:  Victoria’s Secret sheer negligee
 
 
 
 A husband walks into Victoria ‘s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee
 
 for his wife.
 
 
 
 He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in
 
 price, the more sheer, the higher the price.
 
 
 
 Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes
 
 It home.
 
 
 
 He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and
 
 model it for him.
 
 
 
 Upstairs, the wife thinks, ‘I have an idea. It’s so sheer that it
 
 might as well be nothing. I won’t put it on, but I’ll do the modeling naked,
 
 return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.
 
 
 She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose
 
 
 
 The husband says, "Good Grief! You’d think for $500, they’d at least
 
 iron it!"
 
 
 
 He never heard the shot.
 
 

 Funeral on THURSDAY at Noon. Closed coffin

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Feb 20 2008

Posted by under Feel Good,Humor

Snapdragons



Here is the plan:  send this flower to four people you want to have a good day.  I picked you. If you don’t  have four friends, than don’t bother sending any.

This is SO positive and there is nothing attached. Let’s continue to send this along.  Have a bright sunny day!  I know I picked more than four, and you can, too.

OR Sometimes Slightly Scrambled!!

May y ou always have
Love to Share,

Health to Spare, and Friends who Care.

From your slightly cracked friend.

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Feb 19 2008

Posted by under Humor

Win 2 tickets to Beijing Olympics

WIN 2 TICKETS — ALL EXPENSES PAID INCLUDING AIR FARES TO THE 2008 OLYMPIC GAMES IN BEIJING, CHINA.

To participate is very easy, just view the attached photo, correctly
answer the following questions and send your answers to:
International Olympic Committee, Private Bag, Lausanne, Switzerland.


1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?
2. Which ones are male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group?
5. Which one is the teacher?


Good Luck!

I guess you are not going either.

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Feb 18 2008

Posted by under Feel Good

To all my friends,

One day, when I was a freshman in high school,
I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.
His name was Kyle.It looked like he was carrying all of his books.
I thought to myself,"Why would anyone bring home all of his books
on a Friday?
HE must be a nerd.’ I had quite a weekend planned
(parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon),

so I shrug my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking,I saw a bunch of kids running towards him.
They ran at him, knocking all of his books out of his arms and
tripping him so he landed in the dirt.

His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him.

He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes.

My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled
around looking for his glasses, and
I saw a tear in his eye.

As I handed him his glasses, I said, ‘Those guys are jerks.’They
really should get lives. ‘He looked at me and said,’ Hey thanks!’

There was a big smile on his face.
IT was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.
I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived.

As it turned out, he lived near me,so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to a private school before now.

I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home,and I carried some of his books.

He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said  yes.
We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with a huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, ‘Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!

‘He just laughed and handed me half of the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became  best friends.

When we were seniors we began to think about college.
Kyle decided to go on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem.

He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship.

Kyle was valedictorian of our class.
I teased him all the time about being a nerd.
He had to prepare a speech for graduation.

I was glad it wasn’t me having to get up there and speak.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle.
He looked great.
He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school.

He filled out and actually looked good in glasses.
He had more dates then I had and all the girls loved him.

Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those day.I could see that he was nervous about his speech.
So, I smacked him on his back and said , Hey big guy, you"ll be great!’

He looked at me with one of those looks(the really grateful one) and smiled.    ‘Thanks’ he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began

‘Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years..
Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe your coach…but mostly your friends…

I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them.
I am going to tell you a story.’

I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day met.

He had planned to kill himself over the weekend….
He talked about how he cleaned out his
locker so his Mom wouldn’t have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me  a little smile.
‘Thankfully, I was saved.

My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.’

I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome,popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and Dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile.
Not until that moment did I realized it’s depth.

Never underestimate the power of you actions.

With one small gesture you can change a person’s life.

For better or for worse.

God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way.

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