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Mar 24 2008 08:21 pm

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DOUBLE MEANINGS

Eight Words with two Meanings


1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.  
Female….. Any part under a car’s hood. 
Male…. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra. 
 

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. 

Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another. 
Male…. Playing football without a cup. 

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. 
 
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner. 
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. 
Female… A desire to get married and raise a family. 
Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. 
 
Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book. 
Male…… Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 
 

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. 

Female… An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. 
Male…… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 
 

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. 
Female…… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. 
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 
 

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. 
Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another. 
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.





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  1. Sherry Peyton on 25 Mar 2008 at 12:44 pm #

    Your stuff is always so funny. Nice job today. You are making my blog easier!

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