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Mar 27 2008 11:20 am

Posted by under Humor

Women Drivers

This morning on the Interstate
I looked over to my left and saw a
 
 
Woman
 
In a brand new
Cadillac
 
 
Doing 65 mph
 
 
With her
Face up next to her
 
Rear view mirror
 
Putting on her eyeliner.
 
I looked away
 
For a couple seconds !
 
 
And when I looked back she was
 
Halfway over in my lane,
 
 
Still working on that makeup.
 
 
As a man,
 
I don’t scare easily.
 
 
But she scared me so much;
I dropped
 
 
 
My electric shaver,
 
 
Which knocked
 
The donut
 
Out of my other hand.
 
In all
The confusion of trying
 
To straighten out the car
 
 
Using my knees against
The steering wheel,
 
 
It knocked
 
My cellphone
 
 
Away from my ear
 
 
Which fell
 
 
Into the coffee
 
Between my legs,
 
 
Splashed,
 
 
And burned
 
 
Big Jim and the Twins,
 
 
Ruined the damn phone,
 
 
Soaked my trousers,
 
 
And disconnected an
Important call.
 
 

Damn Women Drivers!!!





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