E-Mail from Grandma

             Jesus and Satan were having an
on-going argument about who was
better on the computer. They had been going at
it for days, and frankly God
was tired of hearing all the bickering.

             Finally fed up, God said, "THAT’S
IT! I have had enough. I am
going to set up a test that will run for two
hours, and from those results,
I will judge who does the better job."

             So Satan and Jesus sat down at the
keyboards and typed away.

             They moused.

             They faxed.

             They e-mailed.

             They e-mailed with attachments.

             They downloaded.

             They did spreadsheets!

             They wrote reports.

             They created labels and cards.

             They created charts and graphs.

             They did some genealogy reports

             They did every job known to man.

             Jesus worked with  heavenly efficiency

and Satan was  faster than hell.

             Then, ten minutes before their time
was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the
power went off..

             Satan stared at his blank screen
and screamed every curse word
known in the underworld.

             Jesus just sighed.

             Finally the electricity came back
on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

             "It’s gone! It’s all GONE! "I lost
everything when the power went out!"

             Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started
printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

             Satan observed this and became irate.

             "Wait!" he screamed. "That’s not
fair! He cheated! How come he
has all his work and I don’t have any?"

             God just shrugged and said,