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May 09 2008 11:35 pm

Posted by under Humor


If you can run and play any sport while wearing chanclas….Your a Mexican!!
If your late Tio left you a van and you turned it into a taco vendingbusiness…Yes, you’re a Mexican.
If you pronounce words beginning with the letter ‘S’ by putting an ‘E’ in front of it, (estop instead of stop)…big time Mexican.
If you call a chair, a sher, you got it…. Mexican. 
If you have ever hurt yourself and your mama rubbed the area while chanting, ‘
Sana , Sana , Colita de rana…..’ You’re Mexican, big time!!!
If you have your last name in old English lettering anywhere, your car, truck, or tattooed on your back…Yes, you ARE a Mexican (proud one too).
If you refer to your wife as your ruca, your hina, your wifa, your old lady, mija or your vieja, guess what?…Not only are you a Mexican, you’re a cholo. 
If you throw a ‘Grito’ every time you hear Vicente Fernandez…then not only are you a Mexican, but you are a drunk Mexican.
If you have ever been pinched in church and been told ‘pobrecito de ti si lloras’ or ‘Vas a ver orita que salgamos.’ …Yes, you’re definitely a Mexican.
If you grew up being called ‘chamaca or chamaco’ ..Mexican.
If you grew up scared of La Llorona, or fear the dark because of El CuCuy! ..Yes! Mexican!
Si te persinas with a lotto ticket in your hand before every drawing….You’re in the Mexican Zone!!!
If you ask for something by ‘dame esa chingadera’ instead of calling it by its name…Yup! Mexican!
If you constantly refer to cereal as ‘con fleys’ or cake as ‘kay-ke’…You’re a Mexican.
If you use
manteca instead of vegetable oil and can’t figure out why your butt is getting bigger……You might be a Mexican.
If you have some Tias that dress up in their prom dresses to go to a birthday party at ‘el
parque’… Guess what? You are a Mexican.
If your Tias and Abuela dress up in their Sunday best with heels and all to go to the ‘pulga.’ (AKA the Flea Market) …Then, yes, you are a True Mexican.
If most of the houses on your block are painted bright pink, mint green, and lavender……………Mexican.
If you use the bushes in front of your house, the fence, or the top of an old car to dry laundry. …Yes, you’re a Mexican.
If you’re congested and your mamasita rubbed ‘Bicks’ on you…You’re Mexican.
You know you’re laughing your head off. It’s all in fun, so don’t get all ‘adoloridos.’  Just pass it on so another Mexican can laugh too!

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2 Responses to “YOUR A MEXICAN…….”

  1. Ignacio García Oliver on 20 May 2008 at 1:17 am #

    this is ridiculously racist

    you should know better!

    gonzales is now the 8 more common last name in the US

    pay attention you KKK lover, soon the “america” you know wont belong to you anymore but to the people who work for it: mexicans, latinos and illegal aliens

  2. Grandson on 20 May 2008 at 6:38 pm #

    @Ignacio García Oliver

    Pot calling the kettle black much? I have never mentioned my race on the site and yet you assume I am in bed with the KKK. Thanks for visiting and I hope you come back to comment again!

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