Archive for May, 2008

May 21 2008

Posted by under Games,Tests


Do not cheat on this one;

go with the 1st dessert you pick!

If all of the desserts listed below

were sitting in front of you,

which would you choose?

(sorry, you can only pick one!)

Trust me….this is very accurate.

Pick your dessert, & then look

to see what psychiatrists

think about you.

After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail on to others, but when you do,

be sure to put your choice of dessert in the subject box above. 

Also, send it to the person

who sent it to you.

Don’t forget to change

your dessert choice

in the subject box

before you forward it.

Here are your choices:

1. Angel Food Cake
2. Brownies 
3. Lemon Meringue
4. Vanilla Cake with Chocolate Icing
5. Strawberry Short Cake
6. Chocolate on Chocolate
7. Ice Cream
8. Carrot Cake

No, you can’t change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully what your choice will be! 


Now that you’ve made your choice, this is what the research

says about you:



Sweet, loving, cuddly…

You love all warm & fuzzy items.

A little nutty at times?

Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day.

Others perceive you as being childlike & immature at times. 


You are adventurous,

love new ideas,

& are a champion of underdogs

& a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor & direction.

You tend to be very loyal. 


Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an excellent

after-dinner speaker & a good teacher. But don’t try to walk & chew gum at the same time.

A bit of a diva,

but you have many friends. 



Fun-loving, sassy, humorous,

not very grounded in life;

very indecisive & lack motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker.

 Others should be cautious

in making you mad.

However, you are a friend for life. 

5. STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE – Romantic, warm, loving.

You care about other people,

can be counted on in a pinch

& expect the same in return.

You can be assertive.

Intuitively keen. You are intelligent, but can be very emotional at times. 



always ready to give & receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, & passionate.

You can appear to have a cold exterior, but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances… Will not settle for anything average in life.

Love to laugh. 


You like sports,

whether it be baseball, football, basketball, or soccer.

If you could, you would like to participate,

but you enjoy watching sports.

You don’t like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered & high maintenance. 


You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh.

You are fun to be with.

People like to hang out with you.

You are a very warm hearted person & a little quirky at times.

You have many loyal friends.


Don’t forget to put your choice

of dessert in the ‘subject box’ above before you forward.

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May 20 2008

Posted by under Humor

Tough Love vs. Spanking – Good Argument

Tough Love vs. Spanking – Good Argument

Most of America
‘s populace thinks it is improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my son when he has one of ‘those moments.’

One that I found effective is for me to just take my child for a car ride and talk.

Some say it’s the vibration from the car, others say it’s the time away from any distractions such as TV, Video Games, Toys, etc.

Either way, my son usually calms down and stops misbehaving after our car ride together.  I find that it is therapeutic for both of us.

I’ve included a photo below of one of my sessions with my son, in case you would like to use the technique.



  I think this will work with grandchildren, nieces, and nephews as well. 

 *** Be Sure To Check Out The Speed In The Background ****

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May 19 2008

Posted by under Humor

Hot and Cold Sex

After his exam the doctor asked the elderly man: ‘You appear to be

in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask

me about?’

‘In fact, I do,’ said the old man. ‘After I have sex, I am usually

cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I

am usually hot and sweaty.’

Later, after examining his elderly wife, the doctor said:

‘Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you

would like to discuss with me?’

She replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: ‘Your husband had an unusual concern.

He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you

the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you

know why?’

‘Oh that crazy old fart,’ she replied. ‘That’s because the first

time is usually in January and the second time is in August.’

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May 18 2008

Posted by under Tips

Godly Ways to Reduce Stress





An Angel says, ‘Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn’t happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does happen, you have to worry twice.’


1. Pray


2. Go to bed on time.


3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed.


4. Say No to projects that won’t fit into your time schedule, or that will compromise your mental health.




5. Delegate tasks to capable others.


6. Simplify and unclutter your life.


7. Less is more. (Although one is often not enough, two are often too many.)


8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places.




9. Pace yourself. Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time; don’t lump the hard things all together.


10. Take one day at a time.


11. Separate worries from concerns .. If a situation is a concern, find out what God would have you do and let go of the anxiety . If you can’t do anything about a situation, forget it.


12. Live within your budget; don’t use credit cards for ordinary purchases.




13. Have backups; an extra car key in your wallet, an extra house key buried in the garden, extra stamps, etc.


14. K.M.S. (Keep Mouth Shut). This single piece of advice can prevent an enormous amount of trouble.    


15 Do something for the Kid in You everyday.




16. Carry a Bible with you to read while waiting in line.


17. Get enough rest.


18. Eat right.


19 Get organized so everything has its place.




20. Listen to a tape while driving that can help improve your quality of life.


21. Write down thoughts and inspirations.


22. Every day, find time to be alone.


23. Having problems? Talk to God on the spot. Try to nip small problems in the bud. Don’t wait until it’s time to go to bed to try and pray.


24. Make friends with Godly people.




25. Keep a folder of favorite scriptures on hand.


26. Remember that the shortest bridge between despair and hope is often a good ‘Thank you God.’


27. Laugh.


28. Laugh some more!


29. Take your work seriously, but not yourself at all.


30. Develop a forgiving attitude (most people are doing the best they can).




31. Be kind to unkind people (they probably need it the most).


32. Sit on your ego.


33 Talk less; listen more.


34. Slow down.


35. Remind yourself that you are not the general manager of the universe.


36 . Every night before bed, think of one thing you’re grateful for that you’ve never been grateful for before. GOD HAS A WAY OF TURNING THINGS AROUND FOR YOU.


‘If God is for us, who can be against us?’


(Romans 8:31)



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