May 17 2008
Posted by Grandson under pictures
Archive for May, 2008
May 16 2008
Posted by Grandson under Feel Good,Humor
Hello
When life is hard and
Payday is still so far away
And when the salary comes it’s not enough
there is only one thing to do
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May 15 2008
Posted by Grandson under Humor
” I NO COME WORK TODAY ” !!!!!!!!
CHINESE SICK LEAVE : ‘I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!’
Hung Chow calls into work and says,
‘Hey, I no come work today, I really sick… Got headache,
stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.’
The boss says, ‘You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her
to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work.
You try that.’
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. ‘I do what You say and I
feel Great. I be at work soon……….You got nice house!’
May 14 2008
texas driver’s license
Texas Driver’s License
This was news to me. And trust me, I got my license out and looked. It’s really there!
Something all Texans should know, especially since this has received very little or no publicity.
Your Texas driver’s license has a phone number on the back, just above the bar code on the lower left side: 1-800-525-5555. (It’s VERY SMALL PRINT, but it IS there.) This number can be called for emergency assistance on the highway or wherever you might have trouble while in your car.
A service truck will be sent to you. This service is state operated, and paid for with your tax dollars.
If you are ever stranded, just call the number on your driver’s license…help is on the way.
A state trooper will be sent to make sure all is well. This one is worth passing on especially to all the women you know.
