Jun 04 2008 11:23 pm
How quickly the years pass
Tips for the ladies in 2008
1. Aspire to be Barbie – the bi-atch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits – buy one in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt… A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? – Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. ? (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost
6. When life gets you down – just put on your big girl panties
and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this
is just your personality
8. I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. They know
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don’t get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing;
and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 – turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember every good-looking, sweet, single male is
someone else’s ex-boyfriend!
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