E-Mail from Grandma

How quickly the years pass  
 
 
 
 
 

Tips for the ladies in 2008

1. Aspire to be Barbie – the bi-atch has everything. 

2. If the shoe fits – buy one in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt… A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? – Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. ? (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost

15 days).

6. When life gets you down – just put on your big girl panties

 and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this

is just your personality 

8. I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok.  They know

me here..

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don’t get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing;

and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 – turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember every good-looking, sweet, single male is

someone else’s ex-boyfriend!