Jun 20 2008 11:34 pm
Posted by Grandson under Humor
EXCUSE ME NURSE !!!!!!!
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to
give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse, he mumbles, from behind
the mask. ‘Are my testicles black?’ Embarrassed the young nurse
replies, ‘I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper
body and feet. He struggles to ask again, ‘Nurse, please check.
Are my testicles black? Concerned that he may elevate his blood
pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she
overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises
his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the
other. Then, she takes a close look and says, There’s nothing
wrong with them, Sir!’
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles
at her and says very slowly, ‘Thank you very much. That was
wonderful, but, listen very, very closely……
A r e – m y – t est – r e s u l t s – b a c k?
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