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Jun 23 2008 09:46 pm

Posted by under Humor,Reality

P M S

                                 

THE HORMONE HOSTAGE

 


 THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE DAYS IN THE MONTH WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH & HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS!  THIS IS A HANDY GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER’S LICENSE IN THE WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND, CO-WORKER, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!

 

 

DANGEROUS:

SAFER:

SAFEST:

ULTRA SAFE:

WHAT’S FOR DINNER?

CAN I HELP YOU WITH DINNER?

WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR DINNER?

HERE, HAVE
SOME WINE.

ARE YOU
WEARING THAT?

WOW, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN BROWN!

WOW!
LOOK AT YOU!

HERE, HAVE
SOME WINE.

WHAT ARE YOU SO WORKED UP ABOUT?

COULD WE BE OVERREACTING?

HERE’S MY PAYCHECK.

HERE, HAVE
SOME WINE.

SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT?

YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF APPLES LEFT.

CAN I GET YOU A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE WITH THAT?

HERE, HAVE
SOME WINE.

WHAT DID
YOU DO

ALL DAY?

I HOPE YOU DIDN’T OVER-DO IT TODAY.

I’VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU IN THAT ROBE!

HERE, HAVE
SOME MORE

WINE.

 

13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
 
1. PASS MY SHOTGUN

2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING

3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE

4. PUFFY MID-SECTION

5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK

6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS

7. PARDON MY SOBBING

8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE

9.. PASS MY SWEATS

10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME

11. POOR MEN SUCK

12. PACK MY STUFF
 
 & MY FAVORITE ONE
  13. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT

PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR HORMONAL FRIENDS
& THOSE WHO MIGHT NEED A GOOD LAUGH!!
   
…OR MEN WHO MAY NEED WARNING!!

 





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