Jun 26 2008
Mike was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary, and Linda was very
angry. She told him, ”Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
The next morning Mike got up early and left for work. When Linda woke up she
looked out the window and sure enough there was a box, gift-wrapped in the
middle of the driveway.
Confused, she put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and brought the box
into the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Mike has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.