Archive for June, 2008

Jun 21 2008

Posted by under Feel Good

FAMILY

Sometimes we have to be reminded more than once
about things we should know.
 
F A M I L Y
 
I ran into a stranger as he passed by,

‘Oh excuse me please’ was my reply.

He said, ‘Please excuse me too;

I wasn’t watching for you.’

 
We were very polite, this stranger and I.

We went on our way and we said goodbye.

 
But at home a different story is told,

How we treat our loved ones, young and old.

 
Later that day, cooking the evening meal,

My son stood beside me very still.

When I turned, I nearly knocked him down.

‘Move out of the way,’ I said with a frown.

 
He walked away, his little heart broken.

I didn’t realize how harshly I’d spoken.

 
While I lay awake in bed,

God’s still small voice came to me and said,

 
‘While dealing with a stranger,

common courtesy you use,

but the family you love, you seem to abuse.

 
Go and look on the kitchen floor,

You’ll find some flowers there by the door.

 
Those are the flowers he brought for you.

He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue.

 
He stood very quietly not to spoil the surprise,

you never saw the tears that filled his little
eyes.’

 
By this time, I felt very small,

And now my tears began to fall.

 I quietly went and knelt by his bed;

‘Wake up, little one, wake up,’ I said.

 
‘Are these the flowers you picked for me?’

He smiled, ‘I found ‘em, out by the tree.
 
I picked ‘em because they’re pretty like you.

I knew you’d like ‘em, especially the blue.’
 
I said, ‘Son, I’m very sorry for the way I acted
today;

I shouldn’t have yelled at you that way.’

He said, ‘Oh, Mom, that’s okay.

I love you anyway.’
 
I said, ‘Son, I love you too,

and I do like the flowers, especially the blue.’

 
FAMILY

Are you aware that if we died tomorrow, the company

that we are working for could easily replace us in

a matter of days.

But the family we left behind will feel the loss

for the rest of their lives.

 
And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more

into work than into our own family,

an unwise investment indeed,

don’t you think?

So what is behind the story?

 
Do you know what the word FAMILY means?

FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU

Pass this message to 7 people except you and me ..
 
You will receive a miracle tomorrow.

Don’t ignore and God will bless you
     
 

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Jun 20 2008

Posted by under Humor

EXCUSE ME NURSE !!!!!!!

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to
give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse, he mumbles, from behind
the mask. ‘Are my testicles black?’ Embarrassed the young nurse
replies, ‘I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper
body and feet. He struggles to ask again, ‘Nurse, please check.
Are my testicles black? Concerned that he may elevate his blood
pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she
overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises
his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the
other. Then, she takes a close look and says, There’s nothing
wrong with them, Sir!’  
 
  
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles
at her and says very slowly, ‘Thank you very much. That was
wonderful, but, listen very, very closely……  
 

 
A r e – m y – t est – r e s u l t s – b a c k?

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Jun 19 2008

Posted by under Humor

The Tequila Test

The Tequila Test:
 
 If this doesn’t make you laugh — then you must really be having a bad
 day!!! This is why we should know our limits when drinking tequila.
 
 A guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and
 sees it’s filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be
 thousands of dollars in it.
 
 He approaches the bartender and asks. ‘What’s up with the jar?’
 Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money.’
 
 The man certainly isn’t going to pass this up. ‘What are the three tests?’
 Pay first, those are the rules.’ says the bartender.
 
 So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.
 ‘OK,’ the bartender says. ‘Here’s what you need to do:
 
 First, You have to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila, all at
 once…and you can’t make a face while doing it.
 
 Second, There’s a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. You
 have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.
 
 Third, There’s a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never reached
 orgasm during intercourse. You’ve gotta make things right for her.’
 
 The man is stunned. ‘I know I paid my $10, but I’m not an idiot, I
 won’t do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila,
 and then do those other things…’
 
 ‘Your call,’ says the bartender, ‘but your money stays where it is.’

 As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, the n a few more, he asks,
 ‘Where zzat tequila?’
 He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with a big slurp.
 Tears streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn’t make a face.
 
 Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon
  the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on
 outside.  They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit
 bull yelping and then silence.

 Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back
 into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches all
 over his body.
 
 ‘Now,’ he says. ‘Where’s the old woman with the sore tooth?

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Jun 18 2008

Posted by under Games,Tests

Test your eyes! I found all of them in about a 30 seconds

Can you find the B( there are 2B's)? DON"T skip or your wish won't come
true...


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Once you've found the b


Find the 1

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Once you found the 1......



Find the 6


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once you've found the 6...

Find the N (it's hard!!)

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once you've found the N...


Find the Q...
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

make 2 wishes!


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OK, NOW THAT U MADE A WiSH, IT WILL COME TRUE.....ALL U HAVE 2 DO IS
FORWARD TO 3 PEOPLE BUT IF YOU FORWARD TO MORE IT WILL HAPPEN SOONER!!!

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