Jul 10 2008 11:50 pm
Posted by Grandson under Humor
OBSESSIONS….
Subject: Obsessions….
A psychiatrist was conducting a group the rapy session
with four young
mothers and their small children. “You all have
obsessions,” he observed.
To the first mother, Mary: ‘You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even
named your daughter Candy.’
‘He turned to the second Mom, Ann: ‘Your
obsession is with money.
Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name,
Penny.’
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: ‘Your obsession is
alcohol. This too
shows itself in your child’s name, Brandy.’
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got
up, took her little
boy by the hand and whispered, ‘Come on, Dick, we’re
leaving.”