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Jul 14 2008 11:58 pm

Posted by under Humor

Globalization

Finally,
a definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:

 Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?

  

Answer:
Princess

Diana’s
death.

Question:
How come?

Answer :

An
English princess

with an
Egyptian boyfriend

crashes
in a French tunnel,

driving a

 

 

 German
car


 with a
Dutch engine,


 driven
by a Belgian

 

 

 who was
drunk


 on
Scottish whisky,

(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),


 followed
closely by

 

Italian
Paparazzi,

 

on
Japanese motorcycles;


 treated
by an American doctor,

using


 Brazilian
medicines.


 This is
sent to you by


 an
American,


 using
Bill Gates’s technology,

 

and
you’re probably reading
this on your computer,


 that
uses Taiwanese chips,

and

a


 Korean
monitor,


 assembled
by

 

Bangladeshi
workers


 in a
Singapore plant,


 transported
by Indian

lorry-drivers,


 hijacked
by Indonesians,


 unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,


 and
trucked to you by Mexican illegals…. .

.

.

.

.

.

That, my friends,
is
  what I call Globalization! 

 

 





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