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GOTTA PEE

Two women friends had gone for a girl’s
night out.Both were very faithful and loving wives,
however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they
needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she
thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend, however, was wearing a rather
expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to
a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they
proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the woman’s husband
was concerned That his normally sweet and innocent wife was
still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and
said:
"These girls nights have got to stop!
I’m starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home
with no panties!!’

"That’s nothing" said the
other husband,
"Mine came back with a card stuck to
her ass that said…..

"From all of us at the Fire Station.
We’ll never forget you.”

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