Aug 01 2008 11:49 pm
Posted by Grandson under Humor
joe’s operation
Joe’s Operation
Joe goes to the doctor for his terrible headaches.
The doctor said, ’Joe, the good news is I can cure your severe headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.
You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates your terrible constant headaches.
The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.’ Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache
The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.’ Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache
for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men’s clothing store and thought, ‘That’s what I need …. a new suit.’ He entered the shop and told the salesman, ‘I’d like a new suit.’
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, ’Let’s see …
He saw a men’s clothing store and thought, ‘That’s what I need …. a new suit.’ He entered the shop and told the salesman, ‘I’d like a new suit.’
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, ’Let’s see …
size 44 long.’
Joe laughed, ‘That’s right, how did you know?’
‘Been in the business 60 years!’ the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, ’How about a new shirt?’
Joe laughed, ‘That’s right, how did you know?’
‘Been in the business 60 years!’ the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, ’How about a new shirt?’
Joe thought for a moment and then said, ‘Sure.’
The salesman eyed Joe and said, ‘Let’s see, 34 sleeves
The salesman eyed Joe and said, ‘Let’s see, 34 sleeves
and 16-1/2 neck.’
Joe was surprised, ‘That’s right, how did you know?’
‘Been in the business 60 years.’
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, ‘How about some new underwear?’
Joe thought for a moment and said, ‘Sure.’
The salesman said, ‘Let’s see … size 36.’
Joe laughed, ‘Ah ha! I got you, I’ve worn a size 34 brief
Joe was surprised, ‘That’s right, how did you know?’
‘Been in the business 60 years.’
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, ‘How about some new underwear?’
Joe thought for a moment and said, ‘Sure.’
The salesman said, ‘Let’s see … size 36.’
Joe laughed, ‘Ah ha! I got you, I’ve worn a size 34 brief
since I was 18 years old.’
The salesman shook his head, ’You can’t wear a size 34.
The salesman shook his head, ’You can’t wear a size 34.
A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base
of your spine and give you one hell of a headache’
New suit – $400
New shirt – $36
New underwear – $6
Second opinion – PRICELESS
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lol on 10 Nov 2008 at 1:06 am #
stupid
Tisi on 10 Nov 2008 at 7:38 pm #
cute, I lol’d
Dokasamurp on 12 Nov 2008 at 12:37 pm #
Photoshopped, I can tell by the pixels.
Ziao on 16 Nov 2008 at 9:44 am #
Dokasamurp on 12 Nov 2008 at 12:37 pm #
Photoshopped, I can tell by the pixels.
You just said that same thing on another blog didn’t you? Fellow stumbler?
Great story
Michael on 16 Nov 2008 at 5:50 pm #
@ Ziao
I believe he did.. i’ve hit the same
Stumble rocks. This ones getting a thumbs up too lol
God on 17 Nov 2008 at 2:35 am #
Oh My Me, this is so me-damn funny.
Stumbling Mofo on 17 Nov 2008 at 9:15 am #
Nice.
Limpy Dan on 17 Nov 2008 at 4:36 pm #
I can tell it’s photoshopped as well…. because I am a follower.
Stumbler on 17 Nov 2008 at 9:18 pm #
I believe he did, stumbled that myself.
Nessar on 17 Nov 2008 at 10:26 pm #
Wow, that was sweet xD
~Stumbled, and it’s totally shopped
Dual on 18 Nov 2008 at 6:17 am #
Hooray for stumble!
Anonymous on 19 Nov 2008 at 3:53 pm #
It isn’t photoshopped. It is clearly faked though.
BenThere on 20 Nov 2008 at 5:30 pm #
Totally ‘shopped. I can tell by the pixels and by having done seven PhotoShops in my time.
Thadeus on 22 Nov 2008 at 2:50 am #
This thread of comments is photoshopped. None of this actually happened.
-The Cake is a Lie
Arien on 22 Nov 2008 at 8:15 pm #
haha! that’s so funny!
tom&jerry on 23 Nov 2008 at 9:15 pm #
it sucks to be him
billy on 24 Nov 2008 at 4:49 pm #
i don’t get it
friendly neighborhood eunuch on 24 Nov 2008 at 5:53 pm #
what’s so bad about not having balls anyways?
Goon on 25 Nov 2008 at 8:17 pm #
i know its photoshopped cuz i photoshopped it!!
*stumble, stumble*
Wtf ur stupid on 29 Nov 2008 at 12:09 pm #
its friggin text why would it be shopped??!
lols on 04 Dec 2008 at 5:20 pm #
lol go stumblers
Boots on 04 Dec 2008 at 6:20 pm #
haha its so funny how fellow stumble-uponers run across each other blog after blog
louise bose on 05 Dec 2008 at 2:26 am #
i lol’d more at the photoshopped and pixels comment considering theres no picture!! but it really gets to me when people say that. who cares if its photoshopped, we enjoy the picture, or we dont, like we enjoy movies, we know they’re not real but we still get into them. lets just embrace what stumbling gives us
happy nearly christmas wooohooooo 
thisisqasim on 07 Dec 2008 at 9:16 pm #
holy shit bro if that ever happened to me i would be one fcukin depressed guy!!!!
Hell Quiz on 10 Dec 2008 at 10:36 pm #
noone else noticed God’s comment, it was the only thing on this entire page that made me chuckle – good shit God!
Inquiz on 10 Dec 2008 at 10:49 pm #
Guys, it’s shopped, I can tell by the pixels.
legendofchin97 on 14 Dec 2008 at 1:08 am #
haha, stumbled this myself
dan on 15 Dec 2008 at 3:04 pm #
funny. i laughed. Reminds me of the guy who went to the doctor with a steering wheel down his pants. He said “this things driving me nuts”…
rawg on 21 Dec 2008 at 12:54 am #
hah… love it.
stumbled!
laurynx on 24 Dec 2008 at 10:27 am #
i’m not sure if this is on stumble because of the joke, or because of the comments. i actually found the comments funnier.
thumbs up (y)
well uh im just on 24 Dec 2008 at 3:32 pm #
STUMBLIN!
Phil E. Drifter on 25 Dec 2008 at 6:41 pm #
I found the audacity of whoever it was that made the god comment funny. Stupid people. Gotta
lovekill ‘em.jackson on 28 Dec 2008 at 1:31 am #
stumbleupon FTW
Fawaz on 29 Dec 2008 at 7:28 am #
LMAO !!!!!!!
Definitely Thumbs Up !!!!!!!
Jordan :) on 01 Jan 2009 at 10:25 am #
Funny one! Liked it
GO STUMBLE!
Dom on 04 Jan 2009 at 1:04 pm #
Woooop go stumble
The Stumbling Guru on 07 Jan 2009 at 4:05 pm #
Oh My God (oh your here) this is so shopped. ive been stumbling for 30 yrs now and i consider my self an expert on photoshopped material and i know this is
Pinch25 on 09 Jan 2009 at 5:27 pm #
Excuse me, just stumbling through.. pretty funny. =)
David on 05 Feb 2009 at 8:32 am #
I have been laughing at that joke for 50 years!
stumblers unite! :) on 23 Feb 2009 at 4:45 pm #
uhh its a joke, who gives a crap if its photo-shopped?
Poptarts :D on 28 Mar 2009 at 6:25 pm #
Thats pretty fail…(stumbled)
Stumbler! on 17 May 2009 at 9:27 am #
Stumbler also. It’s shopped.
Slrman on 26 May 2009 at 8:43 am #
I think the first time I heard this joke was in 1957. That was 1957 BP (Before Photoshop) so the pixels are probably OK.
Casey Bellon! on 04 Jun 2009 at 9:18 pm #
This shit literally made me shit out my mouth onto the floor. I laughed for like 10 minutes out loud.
(stumbler) alice on 06 Aug 2009 at 2:01 pm #
so what if its shopped? its still funny, right? So why is everyone saying ‘shopped’ like it is a bad thing. For some things, yes. But shopped or not shopped, this is funny. Get over it.
Anon on 09 Aug 2009 at 2:30 am #
Dear Sirman,
I would like to kindly inform you that the original text was lost some time in the early 90′s, having lost this priceless joke the Smithsonian institute immediately Photoshopped a new one and passed it off as the original, even daring to loan it to many other institutes including the Louvre. This is CLEARLY a fraud and is ‘Shopped, i can tell by the pixels, I’ve seen quite a few in my 52years of detecting photoshopped frauds.
I’m sorry if I’ve somehow offended you with my Anonymity, but i am a very important man who doesn’t wish to be bothered to detect photoshops everywhere for just ANYONE, that’d be ludicrous.
I ONLY detect frauds in my spare time whilst Stumbling.
P.S. Thank you other concerned commenters for denouncing this phony.
mahatmacoat on 11 Oct 2009 at 1:03 pm #
At least he looks impotent. Nice story. Never happened to me.
streaks351 on 28 Oct 2009 at 7:10 am #
UH ya hi streaks here, this joke is so old it sat next to Jesus in the 3rd grade. Ahem excuse me while I stumble out of here
kel on 27 Nov 2009 at 2:57 pm #
like.