Archive for December, 2008

Dec 31 2008

Posted by under Feel Good

WHERE DID THE YEAR GO?

Where did the year go? Suddenly it is December …..again – and we realize that with giant strides we started in January and within a blink of an eye, 2008 is on its back!

A big "Thank You" to each and everyone of you, for the huge impact you had on my life this year. Especially for all the support and e-mails I received…….without you, I’m sure that 2008 would have been extremely boring.


From my side I wish you all a Very Merry Christmas Season filled with Loving Wishes and Beautiful Thoughts.


May 2009 mark the beginning of a Tidal Wave of Love, Happiness and Bright Futures.


And to those who need someone special, may you find that true love.


To those who need money, may your finances overflow


To those who need caring, may you find a good heart


To those who need friends, I am still here for you
.

To those who need life, may you find GOD

Thanks for being my friend!!

               
                                      Merry Christmas & Best Wishes            

                                          for a very HAPPY NEW YEAR

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Dec 30 2008

Posted by under Humor

The Man Rules

The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys’ side of the story
(
I must admit, it’s pretty good)


 

We always hear

‘the rules’
From the female side

Now here are the rules from the male side

 

These are our rules!

Please note… they are all numbered ‘1’ ON PURPOSE!

 
 
1.   Men are NOT mind readers.

1.    Learn to work the toilet seat.   You’re a big girl.   If it’s up, put it down.   We need it up, you need it down.   You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1.    Sunday sports It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides.   Let it be.

1.    Crying is blackmail.

1.    Ask for what you want.   Let us be clear on this one!  Subtle hints do not work!  Strong hints do not work!  Obvious hints do not work!   Just say it!

1.    Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1.   Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.   That’s what we do.   Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1.    Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.   In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1.    If you think you’re fat, you probably are.  Don’t ask us.

1.    If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1.   You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done.   Not both.   If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1.    Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1.     Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1.    ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.   Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.   Pumpkin is also a fruit. ; We have NO idea what mauve is.

1.    If it itches, it will be scratched.  We do that.

1.    If we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing,’ We will act like nothing’s wrong.  We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.


1.
   If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1.   When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really!

1.    Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

1.    You have enough clothes.

1.   You have too many shoes.

1.  I am in shape.    Round IS a shape!

1.   Thank you for reading this.   Yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don’t mind that?   It’s like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can – to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can – to give them a bigger laugh.

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