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Jan 25 2009 10:53 am

Posted by under Humor

Great Signs


Friends don’t let friends
take home ugly men
Women’s restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach , DE


Beauty is only a light switch away. 
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC


If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let’s all get wasted together 
and have the time of our lives.

Armand’s Pizza, Washington , DC


Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity. 

The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LA


No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.

Men’s Room
Linda ‘s Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC


At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry. 

Bentley ‘s House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ


It’s hard to make a comeback
when you haven’t been anywhere. 

Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ


Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
Women’s restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT


If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York


If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress? 

Men’s restroom House of Representatives, 
Washington , DC


Express Lane :
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic ‘s, Phoenix , AZ


You’re too good for him. 
Sign over mirror in Women’s restroom
Ed Debevic ‘s, Beverly Hill s , CA


No wonder you always go home alone. 
Sign over mirror in Men’s restroom,
Ed Debevic ‘s, Beverly Hill s , CA


~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~



A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you’re going to have trouble with it 

Women’s restroom
Dick ‘s Last Resort, Dallas , TX





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