Archive for January, 2009

Jan 23 2009

Posted by under Humor


1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

8. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

9. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

10. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, ‘You stay here, I’ll go on a-head.’

11. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

12. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’

13. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother ‘phoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’

14. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

15. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

16. Don’t join dangerous cults; practice safe sects.

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Jan 21 2009

Posted by under Humor,Reality

interesting facts about our bodies and then some

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man’s penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as  the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men who read this are still busy checking their thumbs.

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Jan 10 2009

Posted by under Humor,pictures

In My Next Life…. (REALLY CUTE!)


Quick  –  send this on to a lady friend.  She will get a big chuckle out of it.

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