Archive for February, 2009

Feb 10 2009

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~~~VIRUS ALERT~~~ THIS ONE IS REAL

I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. 

Symptoms:

1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice … done that!

2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! … that too!

3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person …  yep!

4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you … who me?

5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment … well phooey!

6. Causes you to hit ‘SEND’ before you’ve finished … OH NO, not again!

7. Causes you to hit ‘DELETE’ instead of ‘SEND’ … and I just hate that!

8. Causes you to hit ‘SEND’ when you should ‘DELETE’ … Oh NO!!!

IT IS CALLED THE ‘C-NILE VIRUS’

THIS ONE YOU DON’T HAVE TO CHECK ON SNOPES!!!!

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Feb 08 2009

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NON-PET OWNERS

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
 
(1)  They live here.  You don’t.  (2)  If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.  That’s why they call it ‘fur’-niture.  (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.  (4)  To you, they are animals.  To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don’t speak clearly.
 
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they (1) eat less, (2) don’t ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4) normally come when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don’t hang out with drug-using people; (7) don’t smoke or drink, (8) don’t want to wear your clothes, (9) don’t have to buy the latest fashions, (10) don’t need a gazillion dollars for college and (11) 
if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ..

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Feb 07 2009

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Who is your real friend?

Who is your REAL FRIEND?
 
This really works!  If you don’t believe it, try it yourself!!!  It’s a great experiment!!


 

Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?

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Feb 01 2009

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Elderly Road Trip

Subject: Elderly Road Trip

Elderly Road Trip 
 
 
*…(Remind you of anyone you know?)* 
 
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. 
 
After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. 
 
When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, 
 
and she didn’t miss them until they had been driving about forty minutes. 
 
By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses. 
 
All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. 
 
He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. 
 
The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn’t let up one minute. 
 
To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, ‘While you’re in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card.’

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