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Mar 19 2009

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FINALLY TOGETHER!!!!!!

*LORD,…. THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER* ….

Judy got married and had 8 children.

Her first husband,Ted, died of cancer.

She married again, and her & Bob had 6 more children.

Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.

Judy again, remarried,…. and this time, her & John had 5 more children.


Judy finally died, after having 19 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
"Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:

"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"
Margaret replied:…..

"I think he means her legs, Ethel…"

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Mar 18 2009

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Andre

Financial crisis is forcing companies to make tough decisions, there is a risk that we might need to lay off Andre….  

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Mar 17 2009

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Kids Are Quick

Subject: Kids Are Quick]

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA:         Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:         Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing y our math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:           You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN:         K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER:  No, that’s wrong
GLENN:         Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t
have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:           Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘
MILLIE:           I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE:           All right…  ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry
tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn’t punish him?
LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:  No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:  Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as
your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :  No, sir. It’s the same dog.
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TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:   A teacher

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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL’S MEDICINE!!

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Mar 16 2009

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A REDNECK LOVE POEM

A REDNECK LOVE POEM
 

SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,

SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.

SHE WAS SO HAPPY ‘BOUT IT ALL,

SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.

 

PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,

YOU’LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.

I’D JUST AS SOON YO’ MA DON’T KNOW,

BUT JOE IS YO’ HALF BROTHER.

 

SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE

AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL.

BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,

HE SAID, ‘THERE’S TROUBLE STILL.’

YOU CAN’T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,

AND PLEASE DON’T TELL YO’ MOTHER.

BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO’

I KNOW IS YO’ HALF BROTHER.

 
BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,

JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO’ HAPPY.

MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE;

YOU AIN’T NO KIN TO PAPPY.

 

Brings a tear to yer eye, don’t it?

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