Archive for April, 2009

Apr 03 2009

Posted by under Humor

CDC ALERT

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever – DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes – Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

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Apr 02 2009

Posted by under Humor,pictures

If ONLY dogs could talk

 "Look . . . I was thirsty man, deal with it. " 

 Slurrrrrrrrrrp


 

   "Touch de duck… I keel you."  

Bath_1

  

‘Weeeeeee!!!  Look at me I’m Yoda!   

Hug

    

 "You want a piece of me?  Bring it….!" 

Grateful_dead_dance


 "Kid . . . You’re askin’  the wrong guy." 

Tolerance2


‘ I don’t get it.  Where’s the milk?! ‘   

Passie_1_2

  

‘Wasssup!! ‘

Pairsochis

  


‘Bread!  You’re seriously giving me bread . . . ? ‘

3_6

  


[sniff . . Sniff] . . . …  "Oh, this part of the movie always makes me cry"

  Tanya_l_zoey_2


 "hello…….. can anyone hear me??? " This stupid bird’s about to get a snot bath."  

Echo echo echo echo


‘ Therrrz no way that was . . . [hiccup!] . . . Juzzt milk . . . [hiccup]! ‘

 Sleeping_tub_pupple

  

 "I . . . Hate . . You."  

  Pass_the_chocolates

 "Hi!!!  I’m Teddy, a wild little Gemini . . . . Aaaaaannnd, I, like,
You know, long walks on the beach. 
Aaaannnd I just LOVE me some tennis balls.   Byyeeee!!!!"

First_and_third

   


‘ I’m not….[yawn]…tired, ok? I’m…just….. A little…..sllleee..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ‘

  Puppysleeping


‘ BUT I DON’T WANNA GO…!!!!  AAAAaaaaaahahhhahh ‘

 Bumble Yawwwwns


 "It was only a little puddle, why the 30 minute timeout?" 

 Mini_dog_07


 "Rrrrr…. I’m a  Tiger.  Rrrrrrr"  

Hey

   


  
 Wow, dude…  I went through your bag, man, and I found this
little bag of green stuff.  So I totally ate it.
Awesome.  Got any munchies?  I can’t feel my tongue…. 

  Suitcase_pup

   


 "So Dad left when he found out about Mom and the Panda."

Pandog2_1

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Apr 01 2009

Posted by under Humor

GREAT SAYINGS BY POLICE OFFICERS

Great sayings by police officers

These 16 Police Comments were taken off police car videos   
around the country:
 
#16  "You know, stop lights don’t come any  redder
Than  the one you just went through."
 
#15  "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they are  new,  
they’ll  stretch after you wear them a while."
 
#  14 "If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make  your Birth
certificate  a worthless document."
 
#13  "If you run, you’ll only go to jail  tired."
 
#12  "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per  second,  
because  that’s the speed of the bullet that’ll be  chasing you."
 
#11  "You don’t know how fast you were  going?  I guess that means
I  can write anything I want to on the ticket,  huh?"
 
#10  "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but  I don’t think
it  will help. Oh, did I mention that I’m the shift  supervisor?"
 
#9  "Warning!  You want a  warning?  O.K., I’m warning you not  to  
do  that again, or I’ll give you another  ticket."
 
#8  "The answer to this last question will determine  whether you  
are  drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
 
#7  "Fair?  You want me to be  fair?  Listen, fair is a place  where  
you  go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn  dogs.
 
#6  "Yeah, we have a quota.  Two more tickets  and my wife  
gets  a toaster oven.."
 
#5  "In God we trust, all others we run through  NCIC."
 
#4  "How big were those ‘Just two beers’ you say you  had?"
 
#3  "No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore.  We  used to,  
but  now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we  can."
 
#2  "I’m glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a  personal  
friend  of yours; you know someone who can post your  bail."  

          
            AND THE WINNER  IS…
#1  "You didn’t think we give pretty women tickets?
               You’re right, we don’t.  Sign  here."

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