Jun 13 2009 09:55 pm
Posted by Grandson under Humor
Three little ducks
Three little ducks go into a Bar…….



‘Say, what’s your name?’ the bartender asked the first duck.
‘Huey,’ was the reply.
‘How’s your day been, Huey?’
‘Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day.. What else could a duck want?’ said Huey.
‘Oh. That’s nice,’ said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, ‘Hi, and what’s your name?’
‘Dewey,’ came the answer from duck number two.
‘So how’s your day been, Dewey! ?’ he asked.
‘Great. Lovely day. I’ve had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?’
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, ‘So, you must be Louie?’

‘No,’ she said, batting her eyelashes.
‘My name is Puddles.’
Now tell me YOU’RE NOT going to Forward THIS.
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anon on 05 Aug 2009 at 7:46 pm #
a sex joke about ducks? yeah I can definitely say I’m going to forward this.