Archive for June, 2009

Jun 07 2009

Posted by under Humor,pictures

How to “hug A Baby”

The Proper ‘Hugging’ of a Baby instructions for properly hugging a baby:

  

1. First, find a baby

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2. Second, be sure that the object you found was

Indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.

 

 

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3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the

Hugging process.

 

 

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4. The ‘paw slide’

Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

 

 

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 5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
The difficult and patented ‘hug, smile, and lean’ so as to

Achieve the best photo quality. 

 

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If you don’t pass this along, a dog
will   pee on your computer!

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Jun 06 2009

Posted by under Humor

IKEA to take over GM…

Business  Update; Just Announced – IKEA to take over GM
IKEA HAS ANNOUNCED ITS INTENTION TO TAKE OVER GM, AND TO SELL CARS.
 
 
 


WE ARE IN DEEP DOODOO…………………..
 
 
 
 
 

 
          SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED!

Ever notice how people tell you to calm down …

are the ones who  got you mad in the first place?

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Jun 03 2009

Posted by under Humor

Warning!

cid:1.4213913679@web38602.mail.mud.yahoo.com

ALIENS ARE COMING TO EARTH ON WEDNESDAY AND THEIR MISSION

IS TO ABDUCT ALL GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.

YOU WILL BE SAFE , I’M JUST E-MAILING YOU TO SAY GOODBYE.

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Jun 02 2009

Posted by under Humor

Maxine has 5 new Boyfriends!

OH Yea!!  I just love that Ben Gay!!

 

 

                                                                        

 NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!                                                         

  

 I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.                                         

 As soon as I wake up,                                                     

 Will Power helps me get out of bed                                        

 

                                                                           

 Then I go to see John .                                                   

 

 

Then Charlie Horse comes along, & when he is here, he takes a lot of my   

 time & attention.                                                         

)                              

 When he leaves,                                                            

 Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day. He doesn ‘t like to    

 stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint           

                                                                            

 After such a busy day, I’m really tired & glad                            

 to go to bed With Ben Gay.                                                

                                                                           

 What a life!    Oh, yes, I’m also flirting with                           

 Al Zymer                                                                  

 )                              

                                                                            

 and thinking of calling   JACK DANIELS , Jim Beam, Jose Cuervo or JOHNNIE 

  WALKER to come and keep me company.

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