Archive for July, 2009

Jul 22 2009

Posted by under Humor

The Nun at Hooters

The Nun at Hooters


A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.

The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’

Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, ‘May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.’

‘Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,’ said the nun.

So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. !

She went to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don’t understand.  Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?’

‘Well, now they know you’re one of us,’ said the bartender, ‘Would you like a drink?’

‘No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,’ said the puzzled nun.

‘You see,’ laughed the bartender, ‘every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.

Now, how about that drink?’

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Jul 15 2009

Posted by under Humor,pictures

Company Picnic

This year, my company decided that we could have alcohol at our company picnic, but because of liability issues, we were only allowed one (1) drink per person…


I was fired for ordering the cups.

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Jul 14 2009

Posted by under Humor,pictures

Rules are Rules…..Railroad Style…………..

Rules are Rules…..Railroad Style…..

The Good news:  It was a normal day in Sharon Springs , KS

when a Union Pacific crew boarded a loaded coal train

for the long trek to Salina .


The Bad news:  Just a few miles into the trip a wheel bearing became

overheated and melted, letting a metal support drop down and grind on the rail,

creating white hot molten metal droppings spewing down to the rail.


The Good news:  A very alert crew noticed smoke about halfway back in the train

and immediately stopped the train in compliance with the rules.


The Bad news:  The train stopped with the hot wheel over a wooden bridge

with creosote ties and trusses.


(In defense of the crew, according to Sixgun Jr., the crew tried to

‘splain to higher-ups, but were instructed not to move the damn train!)



RULES IS RULES!


(But, don’t let common sense get in the way of a good disaster!)

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Jul 13 2009

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Excuse Me !!!

This is undoubtedly the most expressive picture I’ve ever seen of an animal.   
You can almost hear him say these words; You want me to do what?? 
The look on this dog’s face  is priceless… i'm not smelling that!
 I’m not smellin’ those!

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