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Jul 22 2009 09:43 pm

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The Nun at Hooters

The Nun at Hooters


A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.

The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’

Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, ‘May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.’

‘Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,’ said the nun.

So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. !

She went to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don’t understand.  Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?’

‘Well, now they know you’re one of us,’ said the bartender, ‘Would you like a drink?’

‘No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,’ said the puzzled nun.

‘You see,’ laughed the bartender, ‘every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.

Now, how about that drink?’





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26 Comments »

26 Responses to “The Nun at Hooters”

  1. Sussane on 01 Sep 2009 at 7:49 pm #

    wow, this joke is damn cool and funny. Hahhaa but i did find one nice joke on stumbleupon

  2. Asilee on 02 Sep 2009 at 12:04 am #

    LMAOO!!!

  3. sanju on 07 Sep 2009 at 11:34 am #

    NuNs r NUN, n0t NON~Human!
    Enjoy d Human Part of Her & Encourage d Humanity!
    Carry on Friends!!!

  4. larry on 30 Sep 2009 at 1:45 pm #

    Sanju, wtf was that comment? stfu noob.

  5. adriana on 30 Sep 2009 at 4:43 pm #

    I’ve actually been to a restaurant that had a statue like that in the ladies’ room, everytime someone lifted it up an alarm would go off, not the lights

  6. sanju on 30 Sep 2009 at 5:24 pm #

    lolol disregard that, i suck cocks

  7. stefan on 01 Oct 2009 at 1:45 am #

    There is nothing better than a wet nun.

  8. hello there parisa on 05 Oct 2009 at 5:40 am #

    bahahah @ larry and sanju.
    AND this joke.
    hilarious!

  9. Jesus on 08 Oct 2009 at 5:27 am #

    what a good joke

  10. patrick on 18 Oct 2009 at 10:52 am #

    haha
    stumbled

    nice joke

  11. meredith on 18 Oct 2009 at 9:45 pm #

    ok i feel like a dumb@$$ but i don’t get it…

  12. em on 18 Oct 2009 at 10:57 pm #

    that’s because what everyone failed to miss was the pivotal point in this joke. WHILE the nun is in the bathroom, the lights go off one more time. when she comes out, joke resume.
    (she lifted the leaf).

    seriously, no one caught that it really doesn’t make sense without that in there?

  13. Steven on 19 Oct 2009 at 12:35 am #

    Awesome joke, stumbled it, and loled quite hard.

    And @ Meredith, the nun apparently wanted to sneak a peak at the statue’s hardware and thus the lights cut off.

  14. Roberto paulson on 21 Oct 2009 at 10:30 pm #

    as em said earlier the first thing I noticed was the total lack of the lights going out while she was in there, it completely ruined the delivery

  15. retard on 29 Oct 2009 at 6:38 pm #

    Wtf? even if they don’t say that the lights went off when the nun went inside, you should be able to assume that they went off when she went in because the guy explained why the lights go off… get it?

  16. Anonymous on 31 Oct 2009 at 11:11 pm #

    Kind of awesome how Stumbleupon brings me to these good jokes.

  17. Annette on 06 Nov 2009 at 5:54 pm #

    if it can fit behind a leaf, it aint worth lookin at.

  18. Tracey on 13 Nov 2009 at 8:21 pm #

    I DON’T GET IT :(

  19. jane on 13 Nov 2009 at 10:12 pm #

    You guys, it makes perfect sense without the knowledge that the lights went off while she was in there. In fact, the joke would be less funny if that was in there, in my opinion. It’s like the farside comic with the old man yelling from his porch at some kids: there is a sign that says “keep off the dog” and a kid is standing on the dog. The caption originally read “Hey! You kids!”, which is hilarious. The editors added the line “Can’t you read?” to the above line, however, fearing that the dim would not get it. But sometimes, it’s what you leave unsaid that is funniest.

  20. Mandi on 06 Dec 2009 at 12:58 am #

    There’s a restaurant here in C-bus that has something like that except there’s a loud buzzer that goes off, and a strobe light.

  21. ebritt on 19 Dec 2009 at 7:38 pm #

    I dont get why the bartender says that she is “one of them” now. Does that mean they all lifted up the leaf too..but that wouldn’t make any sense because then they would have gone into the women’s room. Also, is he trying to imply they are gay?

  22. jo momma on 06 Jan 2010 at 12:38 pm #

    you guys are all idiots

  23. jorwildtile on 26 Jan 2010 at 6:52 am #

    Are you all serious, WTF, I can’t believe there are this many lame ass people with absolutely nothing better to do than dissect a stupid ass joke amongst themselves. Are you all for real, especially the retards that don’t “get it”, and that is sadly the majority of you. Lastly, Ebritt, gay? You have been on the crack way to fucking long because that is the most ignorant comment to date. Oh my Hell, people, get a life, go play out in traffic or something. Oh and Ebritt, please tell me you have no children, nor will you have any in the future, this world has enough morons.

  24. Kevin on 21 May 2010 at 11:18 pm #

    em on 18 Oct 2009 at 10:57 pm #
    that’s because what everyone failed to miss was the pivotal point in this joke. WHILE the nun is in the bathroom, the lights go off one more time. when she comes out, joke resume.
    (she lifted the leaf).
    seriously, no one caught that it really doesn’t make sense without that in there

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    The joke was just fine as it was written. Humor is highly subjective and no one 'gets' all jokes told when they first hear them.  Have you ever heard someone that, just out of the blue, break out in hysterical laughter? Well, that was me….I finally 'got' the  joke1  ;)

     

     

  25. JoeMama on 06 Aug 2010 at 8:47 pm #

    funny but you can tell this joke has been recycled……
    She went to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?’

    Who has ever seen a male bartender at Hooters?

  26. Billy on 02 Jan 2011 at 4:21 pm #

    Yeah this joke is lame!!! I get it without any problems but it still is just stupid. There’s no male bartenders at Hooters and besides that Hooters just sucks! Their food sucks, most of the waitresses aren’t that good looking, and no nun in her right mind would stop at a Hooters to use the restroom. Plus Hooters wouldn’t spend the money on a fancy statue like that, they are too cheap!!!

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