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Sep 02 2009 10:12 pm

Posted by under Humor

How the World Works Today

How the world works lately… 

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, 
he
 blames the restaurant. 

If you smoke three packs a day 
For
 40 years and die of lung cancer, 
your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, they blame the bartender.
 

If your grandchildren are brats with no manners, you blame TV.

If your friend is shot by a 
deranged madman, You blame the gun manufacturer. 

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline. 

I must have lived too long to 
understand
 the world as it is anymore. 

So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to
  blame Bill Gates






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One Response to “How the World Works Today”

  1. Laura on 03 Feb 2010 at 12:27 am #

    Bravo! You made an excellent point, one that I have been trying to shove into the nether regions of the minds of my less enthusiastic and even less-intelligent college-mates.

    I blame the American school system XD

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