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Oct 22 2009 05:44 pm

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Note on the Refrigerator


Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning:

My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that
you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you
and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I
hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be
spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn
. Please don't be upset, I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on
the dining room table:

My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
about my being 54 years old… I would like to take this opportunity to
remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math
teacher at our local college.  I would like to inform you that while you
read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my
students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile,
and like your secretary, is 18 years old.  As a successful businessman
who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are
in the same situation, although with one small difference – 18 goes into
54 a lot more times than
54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

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2 Responses to “Note on the Refrigerator”

  1. Jannie Funster on 22 Oct 2009 at 7:37 pm #

    Risque, Baby!

    LOVE it, and so will me hubby.

    a fellow Austinite, whoo-hoo.

  2. Jannie Funster on 22 Oct 2009 at 7:38 pm #

    “me” hubby says I, on account I is a pirate, ye know!!

    Yahr! Whar’s the bottle ‘o rum, Matey?!

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