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Oct 23 2009 12:27 am

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KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO

            KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO

             Alabama

             Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

             Alaska

             We can Wave to the Russians!

             Arizona

             Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.

             Arkansas

             Literacy Ain't Everythang.

             California

             By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

             Colorado

             If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

             Connecticut

             Like Massachusetts , only smaller

             Delaware

             We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

             Florida

             Ask Us About Our Grandkids……And Our Voting Skills

             Georgia

             We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

             Hawaii

             Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

             Idaho

             More Than Just Potatoes…

                        Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

             Illinois

             Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

             Indiana

             2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

             Iowa

             We Do Amazing Things With Corn

             Kansas

             First Of The Rectangle States

             Kentucky

             Five Million People;

             Fifteen Last Names

             Louisiana

             We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

             Maine

             We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

             Maryland

             If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

             Massachusetts

             Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!

             Michigan

             First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

             Minnesota

             10,000 Lakes… And 10 Zillion Mosquitoes

             Mississippi

             Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State

             Missouri

             Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

             Montana

             Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!

             Nebraska

             Ask About Our State Motto Contest

             Nevada

             Hookers and Poker!

             New Hampshire

             Go Away And Leave Us Alone

             New Jersey

             You Want A ##$%##! Motto?

                           I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!

             New Mexico

             Lizards Make Excellent Pets

             New York

             You Have The Right To Remain Silent,

             You Have The Right To An Attorney…And no Right to

              Self-Defense!

             North Carolina

             Tobacco Is A Vegetable

             North Dakota

             We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

             Ohio

             At Least We're Not Michigan

             Oklahoma

             Like The Play, But No Singing

             Oregon

             Spotted Owl.. It's What's For Dinner

             Pennsylvania

             Cook With Coal

             Rhode Island

             We're Not REALLY An Island

             South Carolina

             Remember The Civil War?

             Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet

             South Dakota

             Closer Than North Dakota

             Tennessee

             Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum

             Texas

             Se Hable Ingles

             Utah

             Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

             Vermont

             Too liberal for the Kennedy's

             Virginia

             Who Says Government Stiffs And

             Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

             Washington

             Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!

             West Virginia

             One Big Happy Family…Really!

             Wisconsin

             Come Cut the Cheese!

             Wyoming

             Where Men Are Men… And The Sheep Are Scared. Home of Brokeback Mtn. ( Yeepee )

             The District of Columbia

             The Work-Free Drug Place !





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