From the American Association Of Retired People
Questions and Answers from AARP Forum
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Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy
women who are interested
in them?
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A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
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Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
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A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.
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Q: Someone has told me that
menopause is mentioned in
the bible… Is that true?
Where can it be
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A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt ."
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60
year-old husband?
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A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
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A: Take off your glasses.
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Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
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A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
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Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
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A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
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A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep More soundly?
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A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
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A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
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SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?
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