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Jan 10 2010 01:49 pm

Posted by under Humor

WALKING

The  Importance of  Walking
Walking  can add minutes to your life.
This enables  you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5  months in a nursing
home at $7000 per  month.

My grandpa  started walking
five miles a day when he was  60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we don't  know where the hell he is.

I like long  walks,
especially when they are taken
by  people who annoy me.

The  only reason I would take up walking
is so  that I could hear heavy breathing  again
.

I have to walk  early in the morning,
before my brain figures  out what I'm doing….

I  joined a health club last year,
spent about  400 bucks.
Haven't lost a  pound.
Apparently you have to go  there….

Every time I hear  the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth  out with chocolate.

I do have flabby  thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers  them.

The advantage of  exercising every day
is so when you die,  they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't  she.'

If you are going  to try cross-country skiing,
start with a  small country.

I know I got a  lot of exercise
the last few  years,……
just getting over the  hill.

We all get  heavier as we get older,
because there's a  lot more information in our heads.
That's my  story and I'm sticking to  it.

Every time I  start thinking too much
about how I  look,
I just find a Happy Hour
and  by the time I leave,
I look just  fine.

 I  could  run this  over  to my friends, but will just email it to  ya!





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