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Jan 14 2010 10:35 pm

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Two Ladies in Heaven…

Two Ladies in Heaven….

                 

1st woman:  Hi!  My name is Sherry.            

2nd woman:  Hi!   I'm Sylvia.   How'd you die?

1st woman:  I froze to death.

 2nd woman:  How horrible!

 1st woman:  It wasn't so bad.   After I quit shaking from the cold,  I began to get warm &  sleepy,  & finally died a peaceful death.   What about you?

 2nd woman:  I died of a massive heart attack.   I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.   But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

 1st woman:  So, what happened?

 2nd woman:  I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.   I ran up into the attic & searched, then down into the basement.   Then, I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.   I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally, I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

 1st woman:  Too bad you didn't look in the freezer — We'd both still be alive!





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