Archive for May, 2010

May 31 2010

Posted by under Feel Good

much riches has been bestowed

HEY, I'm rich!!


This morning I searched my wallet. 
It was empty
Then, I checked my pockets 
I found a few coins 
I then searched my heart and found you. 
Then, I realized how rich I really am… 

Thanks for being my friend and e-mail buddy! 
May you be as rich as I am 
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass 
It's about learning to dance in the rain.

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May 30 2010

Posted by under Humor

Only in Tennessee LOL

No parent left behind…

THESE ARE REAL NOTES WRITTEN BY PARENTS IN A  TENNESSEE  SCHOOL DISTRICT .

(SPELLINGS HAVE BEEN LEFT INTACT.)

*MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE TODAY.  PLEASE EXECUTE HIM.
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*PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT SHE WAS SICK AND I HAD HER SHOT.
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*DEAR SCHOOL : PLEASE ECSC's JOHN BEING ABSENT ON JAN. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32
AND ALSO 33.

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PLEASE EXCUSE GLORIA FROM JIM TODAY. SHE IS ADMINISTRATING.
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PLEASE EXCUSE ROLAND FROM P.E. FOR A FEW DAYS.  YESTERDAY HE FELL OUT OF A TREE AND MISPLACED HIS HIP.
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JOHN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAD TWO TEETH TAKEN OUT OF HIS FACE.
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CARLOS WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL. HE WAS HURT IN THE GROWING PART.
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MEGAN COULD NOT COME TO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN BOTHERED BY VERY CLOSE VEINS.
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CHRIS WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL CUS HE HAS AN ACRE IN HIS SIDE.
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PLEASE EXCUSE RAY FRIDAY FROM SCHOOL. HE HAS VERY LOOSE VOWELS.
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PLEASE EXCUSE PEDRO FROM BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD (DIAHRE, DYREA, DIREATHE), THE SHITS. [WORDS IN ( )'s WERE CROSSED OUT].
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PLEASE EXCUSE TOMMY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD DIARRHEA, AND HIS BOOTS LEAK.
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IRVING WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE MISSED HIS BUST.
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PLEASE EXCUSE JIMMY FOR BEING. IT WAS HIS FATHER'S FAULT.
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I KEPT BILLIE HOME BECAUSE SHE HAD TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT SIZE SHE WEAR.
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PLEASE EXCUSE JENNIFER FOR MISSING SCHOOL YESTERDAY. WE FORGOT TO GET THE SUNDAY PAPER OFF THE PORCH, AND WHEN WE FOUND IT MONDAY, WE THOUGHT IT WAS SUNDAY.
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SALLY WON'T BE IN SCHOOL A WEEK FROM FRIDAY. WE HAVE TO ATTEND HER FUNERAL.
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MY DAUGHTER WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED. SHE SPENT A WEEKEND WITH THE MARINES.
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PLEASE EXCUSE JASON FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY.  HE HAD A COLD AND COULD NOT BREED WELL.
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PLEASE EXCUSE MARY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. SHE WAS IN BED WITH GRAMPS.
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GLORIA WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY AS SHE WAS HAVING A GANGOVER.
——————————————————————————————————————————————————–PLEASE EXCUSE BRENDA. SHE HAS BEEN SICK AND UNDER THE DOCTOR.
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MARYANN WAS ABSENT DECEMBER 11-16, BECAUSE SHE HAD A FEVER, SORE THROAT,HEADACHE AND UPSET STOMACH. HER SISTER WAS ALSO SICK, FEVER AND SORE THROAT, HER BROTHER HAD A LOW GRADE FEVER AND ACHED ALL OVER. I WASN'T THE BEST EITHER, SORE THROAT AND FEVER.  THERE MUST BE SOMETHING GOING AROUND, HER FATHER EVEN GOT HOT LAST NIGHT.
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NOW WE KNOW WHY PARENTS ARE SCREAMING FOR BETTER EDUCATION FOR OUR KIDS.

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May 29 2010

Posted by under Feel Good,Religion

The Unemployed Graduate

An unemployed graduate woke up one morning and checked his pocket. All he had left was $10. He decided to use it to buy food and then wait for death as he was too proud to go begging… He was frustrated as he could find no job, and nobody was ready to help him.

He bought food and as he sat down to eat, an old man and two little children came along and asked him to help them with food as they had not eaten for almost a week.
He looked at them. They were so lean that he could see their bones coming out. Their eyes had gone into the socket. With the last bit of compassion he had, he gave them the food. The old man and children prayed that God would bless and prosper him and then gave him a very old coin. The young graduate said to them 'you need the prayer more than I do'.

With no money, no job, no food, the young graduate went under the bridge to rest and wait for death. As he was about to sleep, he saw an old newspaper on the ground. He picked it up, and suddenly he saw an advertisement for people with old coins to come to a certain address…

He decided to go there with the old coin the old man gave him. On getting to the place, he gave the proprietor the coin. The proprietor screamed, brought out a big book and showed the young graduate a photograph. This same old coin was worth 3 million dollars. The young graduate was overjoyed as the proprietor gave him a bank draft for 3 million dollars within an hour. He collected the Bank Draft and went in search of the old man and little children.

By the time he got to where he left them eating, they had gone. He asked the owner of the canteen if he knew them. He said no but they left a note for you. He quickly opened the note thinking it would lead him to find them.

This is what the note said: 'You gave us your all and we have rewarded you back with the coin,' signed God the Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost. 1 Kings 17:10-16; Matthew 11:28-30

PRAYER:
Here is your financial blessing! It's a simple prayer, you've got 30 seconds. If you need a financial blessing, continue reading this e-mail.

Heavenly Father, most Gracious and Loving God,
I pray to you that you abundantly Bless my family and me. I know that you recognize that a family is more than just a mother, father, sister, brother husband and wife, but all who believe and trust in you.

Father, I send up a prayer request for financial blessing for not only the person who sent this to me, but for me and all that I have forwarded this message on to. And that the power of joined prayer by those who believe and trust in you is more powerful than anything.

I thank you in advance for your blessings.
Father God, deliver the person reading this right now and those who will read it in the near future from debt and debt burdens. Release your Godly wisdom that I may be a good steward over all that You have given me Father, for I know how wonderful and mighty You are and how if we just obey You and walk in Your word and have the faith of a Mustard seed that You will pour out blessings.
I thank You now Lord for the recent blessings I have received and for the blessings yet to come Because I know You are not done with me yet.
In His name, I pray Amen

SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU WILL BE BLESSED  

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May 28 2010

Posted by under Feel Good,Religion

THINGS AREN’T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM

Two Traveling Angels……. this one will make you think twice!!!!! ..

Keep reading to the bottom of the page — don't
stop at the feet (You'll see).

Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a
wealthy family.

The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the
mansion's guest room.

Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement.

As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole
in the wall and repaired it.

When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied,

"Things aren't always what they seem"

The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but
very hospitable farmer and his wife.

After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels
sleep in their bed where they could have a good night's rest.

When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and
his wife in tears.

Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in
the field.

The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel how could
you have let this happen?
The first man had everything, yet you helped him, she accused.

The second family had little but was willing to share everything, and
you let the cow die..

"Things aren't always what they seem," the older angel replied.

"When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there was
gold stored in that hole in the wall.

Since the owner was so obsessed with greed and unwilling to share his
good fortune, I sealed the wall so he wouldn't find it."

"Then last night as we slept in the farmers bed, the angel of death
came for his wife I gave him the cow instead.

Things aren't always what they seem."

Sometimes that is exactly what happens when things  don't turn out
the way they should. If you have faith, you just need to trust that
every out come is always to your advantage. You just might not know it
until some time later…
                                Oooo
 Some people           (    )
come into our lives   )  /
and quickly go..      (_ /

         oooO
           (    )       Some people
             (        become friends
            _ )    and stay awhile…

leaving beautiful          Oooo
 footprints on our         (    )
   hearts…                       )  /
                               ( _/

                oooO
                 (    )      and we are
                   (          never
                   _ )      quite the same
                               because we have
                              made a good
                               friend!!

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow a mystery.
 Today is a gift.
That's why it's called the present!

I think this is special…live and savor every
moment… This is not a dress rehearsal!

         (        /)
          ( __ / )
          (  ()/  )
          (  /    )    TAKE THIS LITTLE  ANGEL
          ( / / )   AND KEEP HER CLOSE TO YOU
            /          SHE IS YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL
           (        )    SENT TO WATCH OVER YOU
            ____

THIS IS A SPECIAL GUARDIAN ANGEL… YOU MUST PASS THIS ON TO 5 PEOPLE
WITHIN THE HOUR OF RECEIVING HER,

IF YOU HAVE PASSED HER ON, SHE WILL WATCH OVER YOU FOREVER….
IF NOT, HER TEARS WILL FLOW

Now don't delete this message, because it comes from a very special
angel.

        Right Now -

-somebody is thinking of you.
 -somebody is caring about you.
-somebody misses you
-somebody wants to talk to you.
-somebody wants to be with you.
 -somebody hopes you aren't in trouble.
-somebody is thankful for the support you have provided.
-somebody wants to hold your hand.
-somebody hopes everything turns out all right.
-somebody wants you to be happy.
-somebody wants you to find him/her.
 -somebody is celebrating your successes.
 -somebody wants to give you a gift.
-somebody thinks that you ARE a gift.
-somebody loves you.
 -somebody admires your strength.
 -somebody is thinking of you and smiling.
-somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on.

SOMEBODY NEEDS YOU TO SEND THIS TO THEM

Never take away anyone's hope.  That may be all they have.

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