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May 30 2010 07:14 pm

Posted by under Humor

Only in Tennessee LOL

No parent left behind…

THESE ARE REAL NOTES WRITTEN BY PARENTS IN A  TENNESSEE  SCHOOL DISTRICT .

(SPELLINGS HAVE BEEN LEFT INTACT.)

*MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE TODAY.  PLEASE EXECUTE HIM.
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*PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT SHE WAS SICK AND I HAD HER SHOT.
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*DEAR SCHOOL : PLEASE ECSC's JOHN BEING ABSENT ON JAN. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32
AND ALSO 33.

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PLEASE EXCUSE GLORIA FROM JIM TODAY. SHE IS ADMINISTRATING.
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PLEASE EXCUSE ROLAND FROM P.E. FOR A FEW DAYS.  YESTERDAY HE FELL OUT OF A TREE AND MISPLACED HIS HIP.
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JOHN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAD TWO TEETH TAKEN OUT OF HIS FACE.
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CARLOS WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL. HE WAS HURT IN THE GROWING PART.
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MEGAN COULD NOT COME TO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN BOTHERED BY VERY CLOSE VEINS.
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CHRIS WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL CUS HE HAS AN ACRE IN HIS SIDE.
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PLEASE EXCUSE RAY FRIDAY FROM SCHOOL. HE HAS VERY LOOSE VOWELS.
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PLEASE EXCUSE PEDRO FROM BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD (DIAHRE, DYREA, DIREATHE), THE SHITS. [WORDS IN ( )'s WERE CROSSED OUT].
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PLEASE EXCUSE TOMMY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD DIARRHEA, AND HIS BOOTS LEAK.
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IRVING WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE MISSED HIS BUST.
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PLEASE EXCUSE JIMMY FOR BEING. IT WAS HIS FATHER'S FAULT.
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I KEPT BILLIE HOME BECAUSE SHE HAD TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT SIZE SHE WEAR.
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PLEASE EXCUSE JENNIFER FOR MISSING SCHOOL YESTERDAY. WE FORGOT TO GET THE SUNDAY PAPER OFF THE PORCH, AND WHEN WE FOUND IT MONDAY, WE THOUGHT IT WAS SUNDAY.
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SALLY WON'T BE IN SCHOOL A WEEK FROM FRIDAY. WE HAVE TO ATTEND HER FUNERAL.
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MY DAUGHTER WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED. SHE SPENT A WEEKEND WITH THE MARINES.
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PLEASE EXCUSE JASON FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY.  HE HAD A COLD AND COULD NOT BREED WELL.
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PLEASE EXCUSE MARY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. SHE WAS IN BED WITH GRAMPS.
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GLORIA WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY AS SHE WAS HAVING A GANGOVER.
——————————————————————————————————————————————————–PLEASE EXCUSE BRENDA. SHE HAS BEEN SICK AND UNDER THE DOCTOR.
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MARYANN WAS ABSENT DECEMBER 11-16, BECAUSE SHE HAD A FEVER, SORE THROAT,HEADACHE AND UPSET STOMACH. HER SISTER WAS ALSO SICK, FEVER AND SORE THROAT, HER BROTHER HAD A LOW GRADE FEVER AND ACHED ALL OVER. I WASN'T THE BEST EITHER, SORE THROAT AND FEVER.  THERE MUST BE SOMETHING GOING AROUND, HER FATHER EVEN GOT HOT LAST NIGHT.
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NOW WE KNOW WHY PARENTS ARE SCREAMING FOR BETTER EDUCATION FOR OUR KIDS.





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