Jul 27 2010 12:43 am
Posted by Grandson under Humor,politics
Drinking with an Arizona girl
Drinking with an Arizona Girl
A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots
the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the Arab World, we have
so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber,
picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
'In Arizona , we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
God Bless Arizona
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Ceasura on 10 Aug 2010 at 11:55 am #
Of course. My state fucking sucks.
Lowell E. Jones on 20 Aug 2010 at 9:22 pm #
I agree 100 % I am ashamed today that I ever associated with Arizona.
Was a time when this was never an issue!
Robb George on 31 Aug 2010 at 8:21 pm #
A bird walks into congress and passes a law that would effectively deport all illegal immigrants not realizing that he once too migrated from another country without the permission of the current residents, and killed those residents with disease and systematic slaughter. When asked why he said “I’m all right-wings”. This wasn’t intended to be funny, only satirically critical.
dfasfew on 23 Jan 2011 at 2:22 pm #
Wow, just wow. Rednecks are plain evil.