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Aug 14 2010 04:38 pm

Posted by under Humor

Mexican word of the day

BUDWEISER: Your ruca has a nice looking ass BUDWEISER face so ugly?
 
BODYWASH: I can't go to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids.
 
SHOULDER : My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I SHOULDER.
 
COCKATOO: My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry because I had to go COCKATOO!
 
SODAS: My vieja has beeg tatas and SODAS her sister.
 
JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!!
 
JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem!
 
TISSUE: Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me TISSUE how!
 
HEATER: My lil sister started to choke…Perro my mom told me to HEATER in the back!
 
BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn't BRIEF!
 
JULY : Ju tol me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! Julyer!!!
 
MUSHROOM : When my familia gets in the car……There's not MUSHROOM left!
 
CHEESE : I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said ay vato CHEESE with me!!
 
TEXAS : My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes.
 
WATER : My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is!
 
HERPES : Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got HERPES.
 
HIGHWAY : I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said
HIGHWAY! Put some make-up on cabrona…you scared me!
 
HORCHATA : You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up!
 
FRITO :After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go!





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