Aug 15 2010 07:55 pm
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and
stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
It also works at the DMV, it saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering I had my choice of any machine, most were still running.
Don't try it at McDonald 's, the whole crew got up and left and I never got my order.
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