Archive for October, 2010

Oct 31 2010

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HALLOWEEN WARNING!!!

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Oct 25 2010

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Exercise

Ok, if the walrus can do this I guess I can….

Grandma

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Oct 02 2010

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DON’T MESS WITH THE OLD FOLKS…………….

Doctor's

Office and a SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST


 
An older gentleman had an appointment to

see the urologist who shared

offices with several other doctors.   

The waiting room was filled with patients.  

 As he approached the receptionist's desk,

he noticed that the receptionist was a large

unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo

wrestler..  

 He gave her his name.
  

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, 

"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;   

YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT

IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" 
 
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their

heads around to look at the very embarrassed man….   

He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice

replied,   'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A

SEX CHANGE OPERATION,    BUT I DON'T WANT

THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.' 

 

The room erupted in applause! 


 

DON'T MESS

WITH OLD FOLKS.

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Oct 01 2010

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My Living Will

Last night, my adult kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

They are such assholes.

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