Oct 31 2010
Archive for October, 2010
Oct 25 2010
Ok, if the walrus can do this I guess I can….
Oct 02 2010
Office and a SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST
An older gentleman had an appointment to
see the urologist who shared
offices with several other doctors.
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As he approached the receptionist's desk,
he noticed that the receptionist was a large
unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo
He gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,
"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their
heads around to look at the very embarrassed man….
He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice
replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A
SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT
THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'
The room erupted in applause!
WITH OLD FOLKS.
Oct 01 2010
Last night, my adult kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.
They are such assholes.