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Jan 30 2011 01:32 am

Posted by under Humor

Degrees of Blonde

 

  7 degrees of Blonde 
FIRST DEGREE 
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang 
at 2 in the morning.
 The very blonde wife picked up the phone, 
listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles 
from here!" and hung up..
 

The husband asked, "Who was that?" 

The wife answered, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." 

SECOND DEGREE 
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the 
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror 
and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." 


The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" 

So, the first blonde hands her the compact. 

The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" 

THIRD DEGREE 
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and 
buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. 


The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
 

The blonde replies, "Shut up, jerk, you're next!" 

FOURTH DEGREE 
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. 
She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, .. I know 'em all." 


A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of  Wisconsin ?"
 

The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy .. it's W." 

FIFTH DEGREE 
Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? 
A: "Is it mine?" 

SIXTH DEGREE 
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US 
Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what 
Roe vs.. Wade was about. 


Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, "That was the decision 
George Washington had to make before he crossed the  Delaware ."
 

SEVENTH DEGREE 
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house 
ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and 
reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. 

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!" 


OKAY, FORWARD THIS TO ANYONE ELSE 
YOU MIGHT THINK NEEDS
 A LAUGH TODAY





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