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Mar 17 2011 08:33 pm

Posted by under Humor

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY !

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bath- room.
She said yes.
When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used his hand.
When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?"

The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get
scared away."
He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked
him, "What do you have in your hand?"
The little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands
he'll get scared away."
The principal got mad and yelled, "Open your hands NOW!"
He did and the little boy said, "Oh great , now look what you did,
you scared the shit out of him!"
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!

God Bless Smile Lots Everyone is Irish on St. Pats Day





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4 Comments »

4 Responses to “HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY !”

  1. Penelope on 01 Sep 2011 at 4:21 pm #

    Okay, I know it’s not even near March right now, but I just ended up at this blog and this gave me a laugh! I will definitely follow your blog now! Thanks :)

  2. Skyrim on 18 Dec 2011 at 7:08 pm #

    I love that joke. I am going to use that one for sure.

  3. Robert on 14 Apr 2012 at 12:09 pm #

    This joke is great! *lol*

  4. Harrison M. Gregory on 04 Dec 2013 at 9:20 pm #

    The lawyer now renewed his promise, that she should have her son in twenty-four hours. But Isabella, having no idea of this space of time, went several times in a day, to ascertain if her son had come. Once, when the servant opened the door and saw her, she said, in a tone expressive of much surprise, ‘Why, this woman’s come again!’ She then wondered if she went too often. When the lawyer appeared, he told her the twenty-four hours would not expire till the next morning; if she would call then, she would see her son. The next morning saw Isabel at the lawyer’s door, while he was yet in his bed. He now assured her it was morning till noon; and that before noon her son would be there, for he had sent the famous ‘Matty Styles’ after him, who would not fail to have the boy and his master on hand in due season, either dead or alive; of that he was sure. Telling her she need not come again; he would himself inform her of their arrival.

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