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		<title>Drinking with an Arizona girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 05:43:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Drinking with an&#160; Arizona Girl 

A Mexican, an Arab, and an&#160; Arizona girl are in the same bar. 


When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots 


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He says, &#39;In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don&#39;t need to [...]]]></description>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="red" face="Arial" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: Arial; color: red;">A Mexican, an Arab, and an&nbsp; Arizona girl are in the same bar. </span></font></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><b><font color="#0000a1" face="Arial" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 161); font-weight: bold;">When the Mexican </span></font></b><b><font color="#010101" face="Arial" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(1, 1, 1); font-weight: bold;">finishes his beer, </span></font></b><b><font color="#0000a1" face="Arial" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 161); font-weight: bold;">he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots </span></font></b></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><b><font color="#0000a1" face="Arial" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 161); font-weight: bold;">the glass to pieces. </span></font></b></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><b><font color="#0000a1" face="Arial" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 161); font-weight: bold;">He says, &#39;In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don&#39;t need to drink with the same one twice.&#39; </span></font></b></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="green" face="Arial" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: Arial; color: green;">The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he&#39;s a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. </span></font></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="green" face="Arial" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: Arial; color: green;">He says, &#39;In the Arab World, we have </span></font></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="green" face="Arial" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: Arial; color: green;">so much sand to make glasses that we don&#39;t need to drink with the same one twice either.&#39; </span></font></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="red" face="Arial" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: Arial; color: red;">The&nbsp; Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, </span></font></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="red" face="Arial" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: Arial; color: red;">picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the </span></font></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="red" face="Arial" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: Arial; color: red;">Mexican and the Arab. </span></font></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#3366ff" face="Arial" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, </span></font></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#3366ff" face="Arial" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">&#39;In&nbsp; Arizona , we have so many illegal aliens that we don&#39;t have to drink with the same ones twice.&#39; </span></font></p>
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<p><b><font color="red" face="Arial" size="7"><span style="font-size: 36pt; font-family: Arial; color: red; font-weight: bold;">God Bless&nbsp; Arizona</span></font></b></p>
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		<title>THE MULE AND THE NAGGING WIFE</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 13:49:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grandson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE MULE AND THE NAGGING WIFE
	An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.
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<p>	<font color="blue"><span style="color: blue;">An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.</span></font></p>
<p>	<font color="blue"><span style="color: blue;">One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began haranguing him again. Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on.</span></font></p>
<p>	<font color="blue"><span style="color: blue;">All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.</span></font></p>
<p>	<font color="blue"><span style="color: blue;">At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd.</span></font></p>
<p>	<font color="blue"><span style="color: blue;">When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it. So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.</span></font></p>
<p>	<font color="blue"><span style="color: blue;">The old farmer said: &quot;Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I&#39;d nod my head in agreement.&quot;</span></font></p>
<p>	<font color="blue"><span style="color: blue;">&quot;And what about the men?&quot; the minister asked.</span></font></p>
<p>	<font color="blue"><span style="color: blue;">&quot;They wanted to know if the mule was for sale.&quot;</span></font></span></font></font></p>
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		<title>Just a Cute Dog Story</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 03:03:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grandson</dc:creator>
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An&#160;older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.&#160;I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.&#160;
							He calmly came over to me, and I gave him a few pats on his head. He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the&#160;hall, curled up in [...]]]></description>
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Roman" size="4"><span style="color: rgb(3, 118, 84); font-size: 13.5pt;">An&nbsp;older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.</span></font></b></strong><span><b><font color="#037654" size="4"><span style="color: rgb(3, 118, 84); font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;</span></font></b></span><b><font color="#037654" face="Times New Roman" size="4"><span style="color: rgb(3, 118, 84); font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;">I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.&nbsp;</p>
<p>							He calmly came over to me, and I gave him a few pats on his head. He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the&nbsp;hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.</span></font></b><b><font color="black" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;<br />
							</span></font></b><font color="black" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />
							<img height="281" src="http://emailfromgrandma.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/just-a-cute-sleeping-dog.jpg" width="500" /><br />
							</span></font><b><font color="#037654" size="4"><span style="color: rgb(3, 118, 84); font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;">An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.</span></font></b><b><font color="#037654" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-family: Arial; color: rgb(3, 118, 84); font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;<br />
							</span></font></b><b><font color="#037654" size="4"><span style="color: rgb(3, 118, 84); font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;</span></font></b><b><font color="#037654" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-family: Arial; color: rgb(3, 118, 84); font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;<br />
							</span></font></b><b><font color="#037654" face="Times New Roman" size="4"><span style="color: rgb(3, 118, 84); font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;">The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour.</span></font></b><b><font color="#037654" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-family: Arial; color: rgb(3, 118, 84); font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"> </span></font></b><b><font color="#037654" size="4"><span style="color: rgb(3, 118, 84); font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;">This continued off and on for several weeks.</span></font></b><b><font color="#037654" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-family: Arial; color: rgb(3, 118, 84); font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;<br />
							</span></font></b><b><font color="#037654" size="4"><span style="color: rgb(3, 118, 84); font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;</span></font></b><b><font color="#037654" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-family: Arial; color: rgb(3, 118, 84); font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;<br />
							</span></font></b><b><font color="#037654" face="Times New Roman" size="4"><span style="color: rgb(3, 118, 84); font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;">Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: &#39;I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is</span></font></b><b><font color="#037654" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-family: Arial; color: rgb(3, 118, 84); font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;</span></font></b><b><font color="#037654" face="Times New Roman" size="4"><span style="color: rgb(3, 118, 84); font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;">and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.&#39;</span></font></b><b><font color="#037654" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-family: Arial; color: rgb(3, 118, 84); font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;"> </span></font></b><b><font color="#037654" face="Times New Roman" size="4"><span style="color: rgb(3, 118, 84); font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;">The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar:</span></font></b><b><font color="#037654" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-family: Arial; color: rgb(3, 118, 84); font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;</span></font></b><b><font color="#037654" face="Times New Roman" size="4"><span style="color: rgb(3, 118, 84); font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;">&#39;He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3. He&#39;s trying to catch up on his sleep.</span></font></b><b><font color="#037654" face="Arial" size="4"><span style="font-family: Arial; color: rgb(3, 118, 84); font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;">&nbsp;</span></font></b><b><font color="#037654" size="4"><span style="color: rgb(3, 118, 84); font-size: 13.5pt; font-weight: bold;">Can I come with him tomorrow?&#39;</span></font></b></p>
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		<title>Turtle Burgers</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 05:11:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Grandson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just in time for this the BBQ season!
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&#8230;this is a heart attack waiting to happen.
	Handmade ground beef patties, topped with sharp cheddar cheese,
	wrapped in a bacon weave.then the next step, add hotdogs as the heads, leg and tail.
Place on an oven rack, covered loosely with foil and baked for 20-30 minutes at 400 degrees.&#160; A [...]]]></description>
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<p>	Handmade ground beef patties, topped with sharp cheddar cheese,<br />
	wrapped in a bacon weave.then the next step, add hotdogs as the heads, le</span></font><font color="#17365d" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(23, 54, 93);">g </span></font><font color="black" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: black;">and tail.</span></font></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="black" face="Times New Roman" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: black;">Place on an oven</span></font><font color="blue" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: blue;"> </span></font><font color="black" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: black;">rack, covered loosely with foil and baked for 20-30 minutes at 400 degrees.&nbsp; A little crispy, not too crunchy&#8230;just how a turtle<br />
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	&nbsp; </span></font></p>
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