Oct 25 2010
Posted by Grandson under Humor
Archive for the 'Humor' Category
Oct 02 2010
Posted by Grandson under Humor
DON’T MESS WITH THE OLD FOLKS…………….
Doctor's
Office and a SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST
An older gentleman had an appointment to
see the urologist who shared
offices with several other doctors.
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As he approached the receptionist's desk,
he noticed that the receptionist was a large
unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo
wrestler..
He gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,
"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT
IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their
heads around to look at the very embarrassed man….
He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice
replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A
SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT
THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'
The room erupted in applause!
DON'T MESS
WITH OLD FOLKS.
Oct 01 2010
Posted by Grandson under Humor
My Living Will
Last night, my adult kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.
They are such assholes.
Sep 24 2010
Posted by Grandson under Humor
WHEN I SAY I’M BROKE – I’M BROKE!
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE – I'M BROKE!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door
one day to be confronted by a well-dressed
young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could
take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to
demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners…"
''Go away!'' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and
haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to
close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot
in the door and pushed it wide open… ''Don't be
too hasty'' he said, ''not until you have at least
seen my demonstration.'' And with that, he
emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her
hallway carpet.
"Now if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all
traces of this horse manure from your carpet,
Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well let me
get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity
this morning!"
