E-Mail from Grandma

You washed your hair and couldn’t do a thing with it

You felt like you had a hangover and you weren’t even drinking last night

Your new diet really doesn’t seem to be working out

You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise

Your new hat looked better on you at the store

You keep losing things

You feel like you’re always in the wrong place at the wrong time

The boss chewed you out at work

You got caught in the rain at lunchtime

Then the lunch you had didn’t seem to agree with you

You feel trapped

Uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime

On top of that you think you’re coming down with the flu

And finally, you’re alone in the house at night when

you think you hear a noise in the basement

Have a Purrfect Day!

How quickly the years pass  
 
 
 
 
 

Tips for the ladies in 2008

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bi-atch has everything. 

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt… A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. ? (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost

15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties

 and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this

is just your personality 

8. I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok.  They know

me here..

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don’t get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing;

and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember every good-looking, sweet, single male is

someone else’s ex-boyfriend!