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Jul 27 2010

Posted by under Humor,politics

Drinking with an Arizona girl

Drinking with an  Arizona Girl

A Mexican, an Arab, and an  Arizona girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots

the glass to pieces.

He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, 'In the Arab World, we have

so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The  Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber,

picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the

Mexican and the Arab.

Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,

'In  Arizona , we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

God Bless  Arizona

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Jan 27 2009

Posted by under Humor,politics

WE’RE NEXT IN LINE BABY!!

Ya mero nos llega el dia.

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May 29 2008

Posted by under Humor,politics

New answers on the chicken crossing the road!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and
dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me
uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One! — that every chicken in this country gets the chance it
deserves to cross the road.  But then, this really isn’t about me…….

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of
the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road…

ANDERSON COOPER – CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other
side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and
I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he’s GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market
to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Can’t you people see the plain truth?’ That’s why they call it the ‘other side.’ Yes,
my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens
until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like ‘the other
side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It’s as plain and as simple as that.

GRANDPA:
In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road,
and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:  Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell,
for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish
its life long dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

DICK CHENEY:
Where’s my gun?

AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

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Mar 31 2008

Posted by under politics,Reality

WHAT COSTS MORE PER YEAR THAN THE IRAQ WAR?

WHAT COSTS MORE PER YEAR THAN THE IRAQ WAR?   

I hope the following 14 reasons are forwarded over and over again until they are read so many times that everyone in the USA has read it. The URL’S are included for verification of the listed facts.


 

1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year. http://tinyurl.com/zob77


 

2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens. http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/f iscalexec.html


 

3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens.   http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html


 

4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English! http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt0..html


 

5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies. 

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt01.html


 

6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens. http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html


 

7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens. http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt01.html


 

8. $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare and Social
Services by the American taxpayers.
http://premium.cnn.com/TRANSCIPTS/0610/29/ldt.01.html


 

9. $200 Billion Dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens.


 

10. The illegal aliens in the United States have a crime rate that’s two-and-a-half times that of white non-illegal aliens. In particular, their children are going to make a huge additional crime problem in the US.. http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0606/12/ldt.01.html


 

11. During the year of 2005 there were 4 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that crossed our Southern Border also, as many as 19,500 illegal aliens from Terrorist Countries. Millions of pounds of drugs, cocaine, meth, heroin and marijuana, crossed into the U. S from the Southern border. Homeland Security Report. http://tinyurl.com/t9sht


 

12. The National Policy Institute, ‘estimated that the total cost of mass deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion or an average cost of between $41 and $46 billion annually over a five year period.’ http://www.nationalpolicyinstitute.org/pdf/deportation.pdf


 

13. In 2006 illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances back to their countries of origin. http://www.rense.com/general75/niht.htm


 

14. ‘The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One Million Sex Crimes Committed by
Illegal Immigrants In The
United States ‘. http://www.drdsk..com/articleshtml


 

Total cost (tax dollars) for illegal immigrants is a whopping…
$338.3 BILLION A YEAR!


 

If this doesn’t bother you then just delete the message, but on the other hand, if it does raise the hair on the back of your neck,  forward it on.


 

Snopes is provided for doubters:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/immigration/bankofamerica.asp


 

SEND THIS TO ALL YOU KNOW. THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF THE UNITED STATES NEEDS TO KNOW THIS INFORMATION, UNLESS THEY DON’T MIND SHARING THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY WITH FOREIGN WORKERS who didn’t pay a dime into S S.


 

LET US SHOW OUR LEADERS IN WASHINGTON "PEOPLE POWER" AND THE POWER OF THE INTERNET. IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU ARE REPUBLICAN, DEMOCRAT OR INDEPENDENT! KEEP IT GOING!

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