Our Yearly Dementia Test

It's that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory  compares to the last test. Some may think it is too easy but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.  Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.    
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
 
 

1. What do you put in a toaster?

Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast' give up now and do something else..
Try not to hurt yourself.
 
If you said, bread, go to Question 2.  

2.   Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?  

 

 

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.  

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?  

 
 

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.  If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these???
If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.

4 Without using a calculator – You are driving a bus from London to  
Milford Haven in Wales    In London , 17 people get on the bus.
In Reading , 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
In   Swindon , 2 people get off and 4 get on.
In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea , 3 people get off and 5 people get on.
In Carmathen, 6 people get off and 3 get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven   ..  

Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver?

 

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own age?
   It was YOU driving the bus!!


If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.

PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!

go with the 1^st dessert you pick!

If all of the desserts listed below

were sitting in front of you,

which would you choose?

(sorry, you can only pick one!)

Trust me….this is very accurate.

Pick your dessert, & then look

to see what psychiatrists

think about you.

After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail on to others, but when you do,

be sure to put your choice of dessert in the subject box above. 

Also, send it to the person

who sent it to you.

Don’t forget to change

your dessert choice

in the subject box

before you forward it.

OK…

Now that you’ve made your choice, this is what the research

says about you:

SCROLL DOWN—No Cheating

1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -

Sweet, loving, cuddly…

You love all warm & fuzzy items.

A little nutty at times?

Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day.

Others perceive you as being childlike & immature at times. 

2. BROWNIES –

You are adventurous,

love new ideas,

& are a champion of underdogs

& a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor & direction.

You tend to be very loyal. 

3. LEMON MERINGUE -

Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an excellent

after-dinner speaker & a good teacher. But don’t try to walk & chew gum at the same time.

A bit of a diva,

but you have many friends. 

4. VANILLA CAKE WITH

CHOCOLATE ICING -

Fun-loving, sassy, humorous,

not very grounded in life;

very indecisive & lack motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker.

 Others should be cautious

in making you mad.

However, you are a friend for life. 

5. STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE – Romantic, warm, loving.

You care about other people,

can be counted on in a pinch

& expect the same in return.

You can be assertive.

Intuitively keen. You are intelligent, but can be very emotional at times. 

6. CHOCOLATE ON CHOCOLATE –

Sexy;

always ready to give & receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, & passionate.

You can appear to have a cold exterior, but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances… Will not settle for anything average in life.

Love to laugh. 

7. ICE CREAM –

You like sports,

whether it be baseball, football, basketball, or soccer.

If you could, you would like to participate,

but you enjoy watching sports.

You don’t like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered & high maintenance. 

8. CARROT CAKE –

You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh.

You are fun to be with.

People like to hang out with you.

You are a very warm hearted person & a little quirky at times.

You have many loyal friends.

of dessert in the ‘subject box’ above before you forward.