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		<title>HAPPY ST. PATRICK&#8217;S DAY !</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bath- room. She said yes. When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used his hand. When he got back to class, his teacher asked, &#34;What do you have in your hand?&#34; The boy said, &#34;A little [...]]]></description>
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		<title>APRONS</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;(Notice that a &#34;Medium&#34; is a size 14 &#8211; 16) &#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; Remember making an apron in Home Ec? Remember Home Ec? If we have to explain &#34;Home Ec&#34; you may delete this. I just don&#39;t have the energy anymore. Read below. The History of&#160; &#39;APRONS&#39;&#160; &#160; I don&#39;t think our kids know what an apron [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Speak Womanese</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How To Speak Womanese&#160; At last&#8230;.someone in this world has done some very valid and very valuable research on the&#160; DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN&#39;S PERSONAL ADS&#160; 40-ish = 49 Adventurous = Slept with everyone Athletic = No tits Average looking = Ugly Beautiful = Pathological liar Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Degrees of Blonde</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160;&#160;7 degrees of Blonde&#160; FIRST DEGREE&#160; A married couple were asleep when the phone rang&#160; at 2 in the morning.&#160;The very blonde wife picked up the phone,&#160; listened a moment and said &#34;How should I know, that&#39;s 200 miles&#160; from here!&#34; and hung up..&#160; The husband asked, &#34;Who was that?&#34;&#160; The wife answered, &#34;I [...]]]></description>
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