http://emailfromgrandma.com Just another WordPress weblog Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:39:24 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified well-dressed, good-looking man in his late 40s or early 50's.   'May I help you?' she asked.   I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.   'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would ... http://emailfromgrandma.com/2008/07/23/ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha/ Hurrah for bananas.  They are kind of like WD40 or those dryer sheets. . . Thought this was really interesting Going  Banana's!!  Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!!! A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas.   He said the expression "going bananas" is from ... http://emailfromgrandma.com/2008/07/22/bananas/             Wal-Mart Greeter... A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have the re. Are they twins?" The woman stopped yelling long enough ... http://emailfromgrandma.com/2008/07/21/wal-mart-greeter/ You women will love this..... and you guys are man enough to love it too.       One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his s weat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it ... http://emailfromgrandma.com/2008/07/19/men/