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Feb 11 2010

Posted by Grandson under Feel Good

Burnt Biscuits

When I was a kid, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner
every
now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made
breakfast after a long, hard day at work.

On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage
and
extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I remember waiting to see
if
anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his biscuit, smile at
my
mom and ask me how my day was at school. I don't remember what I told
him
that night, but I do remember watching him smear butter and jelly on
that
biscuit and eat every bite!

When I got up from the table that evening, I remember hearing my mom
apologize to my dad for burning the biscuits. And I'll never forget what
he
said: "Honey, I love burned biscuits."

Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if
he
really liked his biscuits burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said,
"Your
Momma put in a hard day at work today and she's real tired. And besides
- a
little burnt biscuit never hurt anyone!"

Life is full of imperfect things…..and imperfect people. I'm not
the
best at hardly anything, and I forget birthdays and anniversaries just
like
everyone else. But what I've learned over the years is that learning to
accept each others faults – and choosing to celebrate each others
differences – is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy,
growing, and lasting relationship.

And that's my prayer for you today. That you will learn to take the
good, the bad, and the ugly parts of your life and lay them at the feet
of
God. Because in the end, He's the only One who will be able to give you
a
relationship where a burnt biscuit isn't a deal-breaker!

We could extend this to any relationship. In fact, understanding is
the
base of any relationship, be it a husband-wife or parent-child or
siblings
or friendship!
"Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket – keep
it
in your own."
God Bless You….. Now, and Always….

So Please pass me a biscuit, and yes, the burnt one will do just
fine.!.!.!.! And PLEASE pass this along to someone who has enriched your
life… I just did!

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Feb 06 2010

Posted by Grandson under Humor

Blonde Password

During a recent password audit at a company, it was  found that a

blonde receptionist was using the following  password:

 

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

 

When  asked why she had such a long password, she said she

was told that it had  to be at least 8 characters long and

Include at least one  capital.

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Feb 04 2010

Posted by Grandson under Humor

DETROIT FARMS

A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes.     
 
Little Tyrone stood up and yelled:



 "FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKA!"

I guess there aren't many farms in Detroit
..    :

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Jan 30 2010

Posted by Grandson under Humor

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE  


(1)  Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 
  
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 
  
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 
  
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 
  
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 
  
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . That will bring on a 'whatever'). 
  
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F– YOU! 
  
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. 
  
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. 
  
* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!

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