Nov 08 2009
Its gangs like these that the people of Helena have to put up with. A bit different from the problems in other cities… IN
They roam the streets and yards night and day…..and you CANNOT (legally) shoot them
Nov 08 2009
Apr 02 2009
"Look . . . I was thirsty man, deal with it. "
"Touch de duck… I keel you."
‘Weeeeeee!!! Look at me I’m Yoda!
"You want a piece of me? Bring it….!"
"Kid . . . You’re askin’ the wrong guy."
‘ I don’t get it. Where’s the milk?! ‘
‘Bread! You’re seriously giving me bread . . . ? ‘
[sniff . . Sniff] . . . … "Oh, this part of the movie always makes me cry"
"hello…….. can anyone hear me??? " This stupid bird’s about to get a snot bath."
‘ Therrrz no way that was . . . [hiccup!] . . . Juzzt milk . . . [hiccup]! ‘
"I . . . Hate . . You."
"Hi!!! I’m Teddy, a wild little Gemini . . . . Aaaaaannnd, I, like,
You know, long walks on the beach.
Aaaannnd I just LOVE me some tennis balls. Byyeeee!!!!"
‘ I’m not….[yawn]…tired, ok? I’m…just….. A little…..sllleee..
‘ BUT I DON’T WANNA GO…!!!! AAAAaaaaaahahhhahh ‘
"It was only a little puddle, why the 30 minute timeout?"
"Rrrrr…. I’m a Tiger. Rrrrrrr"
Wow, dude… I went through your bag, man, and I found this
little bag of green stuff. So I totally ate it.
Awesome. Got any munchies? I can’t feel my tongue….
"So Dad left when he found out about Mom and the Panda."
Mar 27 2009
A small redneck Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very "in the mood", and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part-time redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals’ cages. Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species.
So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution. Ed was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.
"First," he said, "I don’t want to have to kiss her. Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."
The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.
"Well," said Ed, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500."